...Kalamazoo, Michigan, where they found...
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...Kalamazoo, Michigan, where they found...
...rubber baby buggy bumpers that...
...were owned by Elvis Presley...
just like @Chris Miller ’s balls
...of fire that he threw...
into his own asshole. STDs
...were not a danger because...
he already had them all
...cured; he developed a vaccine...
...for all known uncured diseases...
...except one nobody ever caught...
the invisibility disease, which makes
...the best cheeseburgers in town...
..which are broiled from TheDarkOne's..
...cheesy underwear, seasoned with garlic...
...and dandruff from Chris Miller...
's farmed raised goats. Afterwards..
...everyone shit like spastic pigs...
...which backed up the toilets...
...causing lesbians to make out.
Then an alien spaceship landed...
..in one of the toilets.
Then out of it came...
M. Bison's ugly ass stepsister.
..whose name was Latanya Bison
She almost immediately started to...
...cook chicken and dumplings for..
...the second time that week.
They had angry lesbian sex...
...videos for sale but the...
sales clerk started blowing everyone
...for only fi dolla. Then...
...the man dreaming this awoke...
...in a dark, damp cave.
on prehistoric Earth. His cave...
...was cold, damp, and smelly.
This unfortunate man's name was...
,,,Dead Thread, which this was...
...because my gas killed everyone...
...when the Shell station exploded...