I avoid Vampire themed things too, most of the time. ESPECIALLY TV shows. The odds of one turning out anywhere near decent (Angel apparently turned out good), are slim to none.
Although Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines (the game) may have opened my mind a bit more to the idea that vampires CAN be done right. :P
Lies! I'm still permabanned and I'm just using my 1337 hakka MLGNOSCOPEPRO skillz to post when I shouldn't be. :D
The funny thing is that your joke would have gotten me hook line and sinker back when I used to post on AGN all the time. XD