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I put on a Sledghammer Suit (from Super Mario Bros. 3) and throw hammers at your Chain Chomps, taking them out easily. I then throw one at you that knocks you from the hill.
I set up a wall of fire that surrounds the hill. Just past that is a fifty-meter wide pit filled with poison-tipped spikes, and on the other side of that is a ring of whirling blades. And I stand at the top of the hill with a fully-loaded .44 Magnum and plenty of extra ammo.
My hill.
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Space station cannon the whole thing. Once I confirm all trace of your defenses are gone, I take the hill and deploy my defenses.
I create a trench that is a mile wide, and 5 miles deep around the hill. 1 foot from the edge, I build a wall of spikes that jut in all directions that is 1 mile high, and 10 feet thick.
There are auto-turrets that shoot exploding bunnies at intruders outside the wall from the top, lining the entire top of the wall. Lastly, I build a house of diamond around myself.
My hill.
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I was killed in my last attempt to capture the hill. So I just float my ghostly ass on through all that meta game, and spook you out.
Legends now tell of the spooky ass ghost that haunts the hill. My hill, of course.
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That hill is haunted. I go find a new hill. Or rather, I cause an avalanche by clapping near a mountain and MAKE a new hill.
My hill.
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Your hill is not the original hill, so nobody tries to take it from you.
I call my Ghostbuster buddies to get rid of Ultima's ghost. I keep the diamond bunker for myself, and I recruit a team of highly trained Special Forces soldiers armed to the teeth and equipped with bulletproof body armor and gas masks and I use my dark wizard powers to grant them magical defenses against anything else.
My hill.
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I teleport a miniature black hole above the hill, sucking the mercs and the other defenses into it. Before the hill itself is sucked in I teleport it back to its original area.
I rebuild my house of diamond, line the perimeter with exploding bunny cannons, and hire Deathstroke to patrol the area.
My hill.
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I hack into your network system and reprogram your bunny cannons to attack anyone besides me (which includes Deathtroke). Once that is taken care of, I use a diamond cutting laser to open your diamond house and decapitate you with a scissor-slash of the twin katana I brought with me.
I set up particle disintegration pylons around the perimeter of the hill so that anyone walking between them will become atomic dust. Oh, and they cover the entire hill so no going over them. And anyone trying to dig under them will have contend with my subterranian monstrous worms.
My hill.
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It's been months and nobody has tried to take the hill. I guess I win.
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I buy the hill from you in exchange for seeing the straightest shota.
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You never set up any defenses so I easily take back the hill.
As before, I set up particle disintegration pylons around the perimeter of the hill so that anyone walking between them will become atomic dust. They cover the entire hill so no one can over them. And if anyone tries to dig under them, they will have to contend with my subterranian monstrous worms.
My hill.