Item Request Game

OK, here's a lightswitch cover with the Nintendo logo on it.

I want an opener for twist-off caps for people with weak hands (like me).

You get said opener, but it explodes after one use.

I wish for a cooler with ice for my Dr. Pepper to be stored and cooled in.

You can have the cooler but you'll have to supply the ice and Dr. Pepper yourself. And find some way to fix that gaping hole in the bottom.

I want a laptop of my own.

Here you go, a Window 95 laptop for you.

I wish Windows 10 didn't suck.

This isn't the Make A Wish though it is very similar). I'm going to assume you meant you want a version of Windows 10 that doesn't suck...and you get it, right when Windows 11 comes out.

I want a PlayStation One Dual Shock controller where the analog stick works for games that don't officially support analog control.

Granted, but instad of having a recharchable internal battery, it requires you to replace the 2 AA batteries whenever they lose their charge.

I request a prepaid debit/gift card worth at least $100.

Granted, but you can only use it at stores that accept gift cards from the First National Bank of Zimbabwe.

I would like more informatiom about PlayStation ONE controllers with rechargable internal batteries. Because last time I checked, you just plug them into the actual console.

Granted, but its in a language you don't know and that's the only language the information is available in.

I wish for new phone for mobile gaming that isn't dead as soon as it arrives in the mail.

Okay, enjoy your Nokia Lumia.

I wish mobile game progress could be transferred over to another device so that you don't have to start from scratch every time you upgrade.

Okay, but when you find a way to do that, you discover that doing so makes the device you transfer it to display all text in Japanese and you can't find the language setting (because it's in Japanese).

I want a wireless mouse that doesn't run out of battery power so fast.