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Excellent. Last I heard she was still on house arrest, she must have been re-sentenced not too long ago.
And wow, Zelda64Gld completely tears the crap out of Pineconn_lolz and lightning_z combined. If he weren't a joke character.
WHTA GLNEN TEH GAERT FGRAGOT MAENS SI TAHT I WSA TEH BSTE MMEBRE EVRE!!1!1!!111 EH CNA NTO DTSTROY EM FRO I MA HAEV TEH ULMITAET PORWE!!1!!!1111 HYE YUO KNWO WTHA TEH OTHRE DYA I WSA NI A BILZRZDA NDA TI WSA OS OCLD YM PENSI SI TRNUED ITNO IEC NDA BOERK FOF!!!!1!!1!1111 NDA TI SHTATRDE ITNO OVRE NIEN TSOUHNDA PEISCE NI SLWO MOTINO NDA I WSA LIEK WHTA TEH HLEL YM PENSI SI BORKNE!!1!!1111
There was this theory at one point, which I buy, that Zelda64gld's unique dialogue style was actually scripted because he made the same misspellings repeatedly (then again, so does everyone's pal lightning-z) and it tends to follow a system. The first letter of a word was always in the right place unless it was too short, for example. So to deromantacize it it's entirely possible that Zelda64gld's existence went something like this:
Warlord: Haha, check out that [nameoflongforgottenidiotfrom2000/1999here] guy. What a dumbass.
Shadowblazer: Hey, that gives me an idea
Shadowblazer: I could like, register a fake member and post retarded content
Warlord: LOL
Shadowblazer: Yeah, in fact, I think I could make up a text scrambling script for that
But regardless of rather he was in fact the creation of AGN's owners or an actual person, or originally the latter then the former, Zelda64gld is a hero of awesomeness. For that reason, I hope to be just as good an imitator as this guy:
http://entertainers.co.uk/lookalikes...aeljackson.jpg
No offense meant, Glenn
ALSO I stole Zelda64gld's avatar, lolz.
http://www.armageddongames.net/forum...ine=1025504047
Thank the world. Paris just about sums up everything that I find horrible about American society. She needs a slap of the real world. (Although this probably won't do any good)
Oh yes it is, baby b****Quote:
Originally Posted by Paris
Zelda64gld sounds hilarious. *sigh* I have missed AGN's glory days, and I regret it...
Anyone who drives drunk deserves to be locked up. It's an insanely selfish thing to do. Anyone who thinks they should be able to get out of things like this because of their money/status needs to be punched in the face.
In addition to jail, I think all drunk drivers should be required to meet with two or three families whose children were killed by a drunk driver and explain to them why they felt the need to drive drunk.
I just think people like Paris Hilton should be shot. They serve absolutely no useful purpose upon this earth. What does she do for a living? Sing? Model? Ride Horses? Anything?
No sympathies at all. I hope she gets the shit kicked out of her in prison.
EDIT: That's a brilliant idea, Bel. When I'm rich and powerful and rule half the world, you may be the Police Chief of Europe, should you so wish.
On an earlier topic we've deviated from, while Zelda64gld may have seemed fun in the old days, I find everything typed in his style to be highly irritating. Joke or not, it's headache inducing and utterly pointless. Please, let's not start it up again.
Holy crap Beldaran, that honestly sounds like the best idea for a punishment I've ever heard. Seriously, that crap is far beyond moronic. And every once in a while you'll get some asshat who comes out and says "It's not that driving while drunk is a problem, people just need to learn how to drive while drunk."
Oh man, I knew it! Zelda64gld... man, that was back in the day. Back when I wasn't even macweirdo42, I was just weirdguy. Alright, I SERIOUSLY need to stop leaving AGN and forgetting my password and crap like that. Going through three screen names is utterly ridiculous.
That really is a smart idea. I bet you could apply it to all other sorts of crimes as well, find a way to let the moral guilt gaurentee they never do it again.