Granted, but as a side effect you need to use the bathroom every 30 minutes.
I wish for a notebook.
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Granted, but as a side effect you need to use the bathroom every 30 minutes.
I wish for a notebook.
Granted, but it's used and all the pages are completely covered on both sides with indelible ink.
(Or did you mean a notebook computer?)
I wish you were clearer about what kind of notebook you meant.
Gramted, but he sends the clarification via e-mail and it goes to your span folder, and since you akwas empty it without even looking, you never see it.
I wish spring would come sooner.
Granted, but it only lasts for a day amd goes straight into blazing hot summer.
You didn't make a wish so you get nothing.
I wish for a tuna fish sandwich.
Granted, but instead of being poisoned like you probably expected, you go simply become paranoid about having been poisoned when you weren't, and end up in a mental institution.
I wish we could break the light barrier.
Granted, bit then you have to glue it back together.
I wish people knew that exceeding the speed of light is prerequisite for getting a job as a Domino's delivery driver.
Granted, but then no one is around to deliver pizzas.
I wish orange juice tasted purple.
Granted, but then purple juice tastes orange.
I wish someone hadn't named a fruit after a color.
Granted, but they name fruits after private parts instead.
I wish good habenero peppers were easier to find in stores.