Granted, it's now 1 degree warmer.
I wish I could get some new sneakers, the soles are coming off the ones I have.
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Granted, it's now 1 degree warmer.
I wish I could get some new sneakers, the soles are coming off the ones I have.
Granted, but they are soul-less abominations that seek to eat the toes of those who wear them.
I wish for a taco.
Granted, but it's the band Taco and they endlessly sing "Puttin' On The Ritz."
I wish for Mountain Dew to bring back their White Out flavor.
Granted, but it's flavored with actual white-out (correction fluid)
I wish Pepsi would make up their minds whether or not they are bringing back their Crystal Pepsi.
Granted, they decide they aren't, and in protest you boycott all Pepsi products. No more Mist Twist for you!
I wish I could tell the secret I just heard but I gave my word I wouldn't tell.
Granted, but then it turns out that everyone else already knew.
I wish I could keep secrets.
Granted, you can only communicate in quote from the Star Wars movies. That included, wirting, typing, and even sign language.
I wish the forum games were getting more activity.
Granted, but you can only make bad puns now.
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Granted, but instead of sleeping you have to shovel manure all night, eight hours straight, with no breaks and you don't get paid for it.
I wish for my shoulder to heal faster.
Granted, your shoulder heals, but then the opposite shoulder suffers the same injury.
I wish for a miracle drug that will cure any disease and heal any injury.