Granted, but they automatically apply excessive force FOR you no matter how gently you use them.
I want an XBox One
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Granted, but they automatically apply excessive force FOR you no matter how gently you use them.
I want an XBox One
You get the XBox One, just after Microsoft comes out with the XBox Two, which is not backwards compatible, and announces that everything for the Xbox One will be discontinued, including it's internet servers.
I want an iPad Air 2.
Here you go, an iPad 2 made of air. You know, like an air guitar.
I want a laptop computer than runs Windows 7 but is still compatible with newer software,
You can have that, as long as you don't mind a Toshiba with an 8 inch monitor.
I want a coffee cup that I can put in the microwave without the handle getting so hot I need to use a potholder to take it out.
Granted, the handle is immune to heat, but the rest of the cup absorbs heat like a goddamn sponge to the point it will melt if left outside of a fridge for more than 3 minutes at a time.
I wish humanity would get along better with each other.
That us not an item. This is the Item Request thread, not the Make A Wish thread.
I want a feature on the forums that makes it easier for people to remember which thread they are posying in
That feature is now implemented, but nobody is "posying" in the forums so nobody notices the feature.
I want a computer that will alert people to misspelled words and give them the option to correct them before they post.
Granted, but the window of opportunity to confirm the correction is only 1/5 of a second, meaning you have to have quick reflexes to make use of it (in other words be the Flash/Superman/Sonic the Hedgehog/whateverotherspeedycharacteruoucanthinkof/etc)
I want a mineturtle.
Okay, as soon as they exists in reality you will get one.
I want a solar-powered AC unit. I know such things exists, and I want one.
You get one, but its broken.
I want a bag of money.
Here, you go, a Ziploc bag containing three nickles. Don't spend it all in one place.
I want a smart TV that is compatible with my old PlayStation 2.
Here ya go, a PS2 useable TV. Just don't mind the remote. The buttons get stuck sometiems and it can either get the volume really loud or basically muted or loop through all of the channels a few dozen times.
I request, a better mousetrap.
Here's a copy of the video game Mouse Trap. Have fun.
And I can control the volume/channels with the TVs manual controls if the remote idoesn't work right.
I want an internet service that will allow me to change my WiFi password if I wish to do so.
Okay, but they have the S L O W E S T WiFi possible.
I want teensi shoes with laces that don't keep coming undone.
You get them, but they're so "teensi" that you can't get your feet into them.
I'd like a freezer that doesn't make the food inside it form ice crystals (but still keeps it frozen).
Granted, but it comes at a high sticker price that you can't afford and an even higher interest rate that you will never be able to pay off with your current budget.
I want a guitar.
You get the guitar, but it has no strings ans the frets are also missing.
I want eyeglasses that are 100% unbreakable.
Okay, but you lose them and the place where you bought them will only replace glasses if they break.
I want my own blasted laptop
Well, here's one that's been blasted. I don't know what you're going to do with that, though.
I want to be able to find an affordable laptop that is pre-loaded with Windows 8.1 and coms with a restore disk.
Okay, but it's made by emachines :lol:
I want a coffee cup that refills itself as many times as I want it to do so.
You can get one, but the coffee it refills itself with is only lukewarm and weaker than a newborn kitten.
I want a PS2 that is fully backwards-compatible with PS1 software. I have two PS1 games that don't work on it.
I'll give you this weird one I found listed on eBay that for some reason will read PS1 disks but not PS2.
I want a coffee mug that had some kind of system that will prevent the coffee from going cold/
You can have one, but the problem is that it keeps the coffee too hot to drink. But it won't go cold.
I want a PS2 that will read PS1 disks consistently (the one I have will only do it when it wants to).
Decent need to accomplish something like this with mine.
@ROLLAND Please try to keep to the game's format. Read the first post, it usually explains how the game works.
So to reiterate: I want a PS2 that will read PS1 disks consistently (the one I have will only do it when it wants to).
Okay, this one will read PS1 disks conistently, but it will only read PS2 disks when it wants to.
I want a workable method of keeping coffee hot, but not too hot to drink.
Here's a new hi-tech device that will help with that. We call it a "microwave."
I would like a car powered purely by solar energy (and uses stored solar energy for driving at night).
At night, it'll not just consume Solar Energy, but petrol as well.
I'm going to see an ancient DOS computer capable of running every version of Zelda Classic, up to 2.10.
Sure, you can get that, and as soon as there's a version of ZC that will run under DOS, you can have that as well.
I would like a type of rechargeable battery that will hold its charge for as long as a lithium battery will last.
I will give you that, but it takes 16 hours to charge.
I want toenails clippers that I can use without having to put my leg in such an awkward position.
You can have that, but theyre single use toenail clippers, so in all their inventive design , you can only use them once.
I want all the people from ages past who left to start posting again.
Okay, but only for one day.
I want one of thise medical devices from Star Trek that fixes a broken arm in a matter of minutes
Granted, but since you said monutes instead of minutes, a freak glitch causes it to take 10 years to fix an arm.
I wish for a better microwave
Here you go, but you’ll have yo replace the door. Otherwise it works.
II would like a smart phone with better voice recognition than the one I have.
Here's the smart phone with better voice recognition, but it only works for Dutch.
I want a spoon that can heat the food it is carrying.
Here you go, but it heats the food to a temperature that would cause second-degree burns. And there is no way to cool the food since it’s on the spoon.
I want better voice recognition on this phone.
The voice recognition causes the thread to die.
I want a a way to get people interested in FG again.
Granted, but my necromantic mod powers can only do so much.
I want a complete collection of Kamen Rider shows and movies with english subs.
You get them., but they are region-coded for Japan. And there’s no way to override that coding.
I would like sweat pants that stay completely clean without laundering and never shrink or tear or fall apart, and are available in whatever color I want.
Granted, but they are invisible forever.
I request a herring.