Granted, you have the mouse and it works..but the USB sensort for it doesn't work. But the mouse itself works.
I wish the snipers on eBay would stop outbidding me at the last minute.
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Granted, you have the mouse and it works..but the USB sensort for it doesn't work. But the mouse itself works.
I wish the snipers on eBay would stop outbidding me at the last minute.
Granted, they outbid you right away, usually by about 50 bucks or more.
I wish Pink Fairy didn't buy so much stuff from Ebay.
Granted, I buy it from Amazon instead.
I wish Amazon had better prices on the stuff I can't find on eBay.
Granted, but it's still too expensive.
I wish Monsanto and all their GMO "frankenfood" would disappear forever.
Granted, but they now serve "Vampire-Twilight Edition" Food.
I wish for a cure to all illness, disease, etc (because being sick is the suck)
Granted, you are dead. No more getting sick.
I wish I hadn't killed @mrz84
Granted, ut I return as the worst kind of vampire. A Twilight vampire.
I wish for some good Sloppy Joes.
Granted, but vampires can't stomach human food (real vampires like the ones on True Blood) so you can't eat any of them.
I wish the Twilight vampires would all get killed by the True Blood vampires.
Granted, but I get resurrected as a Zombie Werewolf.
I wish for a cure for my condition.
Granted, a silver bullet ought to do it.
I wish I had a silver bullet (and a gun to fire it from would also be handy).
Granted, but you lose your hand in the resulting explosion.
I wish for a replacement hand for Dark One.
Granted, but I strangle you with it for making me lose it in the first place.
I wish mrz84 would stop making me lose body parts.
Granted, instead you lose sanity points as time goes on, resulting in your perception of the world around you to warp into a dark spiral of insanity that only fuels the loss of more sanity points until you are a potato or you beat whatever the final boss is (yes I made THAT reference, have fun with that)
I wish for a remake of Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen (SNES) on the Switch in similar style to the Secret of Mana remake the PS4 is getting.
Granted, but the price for it is insanely high and, even if you could afford it, all the stores are sold out.
I wish I knew what that reference in your last post was.
Granted, its Eternal Darkness for Gamecube. However this knowledge is immediately wiped from your mind, because there has to be a price for the wish.
I wish for an infinite battery for my android tablet.
Granted. you now have a infinitely dead battery.
I wish @PinkFairy wasn't losing interest in this site.
Granted, I wished for her to have forum access in the other wish thread, however that has no effect on her ctual ability to have interest in AGN.
I wish I had a better android tablet.
Granted, but you drop it down a sewer grate, and there's a homicidal clown down there, too.
I wish I didn't feel sick.
Granted, but you lose your legs and are wheelchair bound until we can get you awesome cybernetic replacements with jet boots and everything...in 50 years.
I wish that all evil clowns (which is most of them) would cease to exist.
Granted, but despite the memory being been erased from your mind by the CIA, you were once an evil clown, so you cease to exist as well.
I wish it wouldn't take 50 years to get those awesome cybernetic legs. I'll even give up the jet boots if it will shorten the time.
Granted, but sense I had ceased to exists, I can't really do anything about it.
I wish I existed again....
Granted, but you only exist as an amoeba in a petri dish.
I wish for eternal peace of mind.
Granted, but getting that requires that you live in cave at the top of a mountain with little to no human contact and live on goat meat.
I wish I could access the Veldt. I don't understand why I can't.
Granted, but once you do, you are never able to access any of the other forums again, ever.
I wish blue was green.
Granted, but now green is plaid.
I wish I wasn't an amoeba.
Granted, you're now a paramecium.
I wish I could afford a better laptop.
Granted, but you have to give me your old one with no software changes. You can keep that mouse, though.
I wish Sega still made consoles. I would have liked the see where they went after the Dreamcast.
Granted, they created the Sega Genesis CD Dreamcast Master System Gear, a console/handheld hybrid system with specs on par with the Nintendo Switch, as well as mimicing its concepts. Howevver nobody ever gets one because SCALPERS buy them all and are never able to sell them because they are greedy fucks.
I wish I was human again.
Granted, the lab where you have been living finally manages to restore you to human form. You walk outside and are promptly hit by a drunk driver and killed instantly.
I wish the first Soul Calibur game had been made for other consoles besides the Dreamcast.
Granted, but the only consoles it gets released on are the Atari 2600 an Commodore 64.
I wish I was alive again.
Granted, but you're an amoeba again.
I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.
Granted, but it falls off (it just pops off, like a Lego person's arm can pop outta the socket)
I wish was a living human again and not immediatly killed afterwards.
Granted, you aren't killed, just so badly injured that you're in the ICU.
I wish my friend and gaming buddy Kevin wasn't sick.
Granted, he's dead. And YOU'RE sick.
I wish I wasn't sick for real. But at least I have a sweet boyfriend to take care of me :)
Granted, you are nursed back to health by your BF who dresses in a slutty female nurse outfit of the worst kind possible. Also you don't know where he got that ballgag...Oh right, something actually bad...he gets sick the next day.
I wsh for to revocer from the ICU
Granted, you revocer, whatever that is, but you don't recover.
I wish my boyfriend doesn't get sick from taking care of me.
Granted, but he loses his sense of humor forever. If he didn't have one already, he gets one but its set to permanent bad pun mode.
I wish to recover from the ICU (Intensive Care Unit)
Granted, but it takes 3 years.
I wish my boyfriend still has his sense of humor, that's part what I love about him.
Awww....you're sweet, @PinkFairy
Granted, but you lose yours instead (sorry, but I had to make it bad somehow).
I wish to change my schedule to where I could spend more time with my girlfriend.
Granted, you suffer a horrific injury that makes it impossible for you to do your job anymore. Now you have lots of free time.
I wish that never happens for real.