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I drop the moon on your hil fattening everythong i then put it back in the sky and make a mound of dirt and sit here for my next victim to be come an be swallowed by ma moon physicslivong earth magic and last but certinly not least my cute seductiv tail no man o woman can resist.
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I have the Gods revoke your moon physics powers and then use my dark powers to sever your adorable fluffy tail. With your defenses thus removed I easily reclaim the hill and remove you from it. I restore my giant robots (Go-Lion, Dairugger XV, all Megazords, all Transformers that formed giant robots), and also set up a photonic cannon that will automatically fire at anyone who comes within twenty feet of the top of the hill.
My hill.
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You forgot my living earth magic i awaaken my sixth ancestor form and swallow your robots back into the ground dorged metal to ore. I regro my tail and over com yo cannon with my fluffiness then i go back to my moumd and mee luna and absorb he soul into my til and summon A gint foot and force you to wash it four you next turn.
do not touch the tail.
i si infron of my dir moun a ply cards of rachnera
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I drop a nuke on your dirt mound, obliterating it and you completely. I surround the area with eighteen-foot thick and six-mile high electrified barbed wire. Oh, and I also encase it in a magical field that nullifies moon physics, earth magic, or fluffiness.
My crater.
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Idig hol un nederneath and feel your crater wil water an kick you ove th wire.
MY SWIMMING POOL
i also stoole you defense too
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I still have control of over the defenses, so I slip in through a secret entrance known only to me and only I know how to access it. I then put one edge of the still-electrified barbed wire into the water while you are swimming around, and you can figure out the rest.
I then drain the water and invert the crater, turning it back into a hill. Keeping my current defenses, I also create an army of fluffy bunnies and kitties. You don't f*** with fluffy bunnies and kitties.
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Unless you're me. :kitty: After spending a long period of time mastering magic (most notable mind alteration and telekinesis), I return and use a spell to have the bunnies and kitties become my army. I then attach laser beams to their heads. Because why not? My magic destroys the fence by sending it into the sun while the laser bunnies and kitties destroy anything else that remains. I leave the magic barrier as it will protect from magic I can't protect myself from. I create a personal magic barrier that behaves like Magneto's personal magnetic field and then sit back and enjoy some Dr. Pepper. My hill. :kitty:
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I poisoned your Dr. Pepper supply while you were doing all the other stuff.
I cover the hill with a gateway into 32-fold dimensional cross-rip. Have fun.
My hill.
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Months have passed and no one has taken the hill. I WIN!
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As an aspiring goddess, I easily pass through your dimensional cross-tip, then punt you into it, sealing it on both ends to trap you inside.
I'm an all-powerful goddess. Just let any puny mortal try to take the hill.
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Oh, a goddess? Challenge accepted!
I win a game of chance against Death itself and as payment, have him take you to the afterlife (because Death, if Supernatural is to be believed) comes for us all in the end. Even gods.) I then set up a magic circle around the hill to protect from Death and create an army of Dr. Pepeer fueled robots to guard me.
My hill.
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I tell my two cousins who practically live on Dr. Pepper what your robots are fueled with and they make short work of them. I then cross your magic circle (since I am not Death it won't stop me) and drop-kick you off the hill. Then I get all the technology from all versions of Star Trek to serve both defense and offense purposes.
My hill.
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I get the giant space tube thing from the Star Trek movie that involves time travel and whales (ah, OG Star Trek, you were weird, but we loved ya for it) and use it to bring untold destruction to all of the ST tech you have. I then have it hover over the hill, ready to unleash it upon unwary foes.
My hill.
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I summon my fairy army (it's nice to have one of these at my disposal) to dismantle your space tube using fairy magic that you humans can't understand. I then imprisons you in an enchanted forest full of such beauty that you don't want to leave even if you could. Meanwhile, the warrior fairies become the guardians what is now...
My hill.
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I awe and wonder at the forest...and then notice the distinct lack of the Doctor of Pepper drink and am suddenly demystified by its magical wonder. I escape via a plot hole (Authors can manipulate those at will ya know) and then gather an army of tentacled monsters and send them after the fairies. Hilarity (and some weird porn) ensues. Since the army of tentacled monsters vanished with the fairies, I assemble the A-Team (because you don't mess with Mr. T) and they are paid handsomely to guard...
My hill.
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I remind the A-Team that their shiw was cancelled and the movie reboot was an abysmal failure. They are so disheartened by this news that they give up and leave.
I have Armored Fleet Dairugger XV and Beast King GoLion standing guard over...
My hill.
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I hit them with EMP bombs and then throw the remains into a convenient plot hole. I assemble a team consisting of Auron from FFX, Yosho/Tenchi's Grandpa from Tenchi Muyo, Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy (any of them really though the one in FF Type-0 guarded a bridge against an entire army by himself so let's go with that one), Kakashi from Naruto (not Shitpudon), General Leo (before his death in FFVI at the hands of Kefka, everyone's favorite psycho clown), Zalbag from FF Tactics, and a poptart (yes, you rad that right) to protect...
My Hill.
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I eat the Pop-Tart and it grants ne with the usual awesome magical powers that come from Pop-Tarts, allowing me to easily walk past all your defenders. Once they are dealt with, I remove you from the hill and reclaim my Armored Fleet Dairugger XV and Beast King GoLion robots who are now shielded against EMPs of any kind. I also add the six-armed robot from that other anine that was almost turned into a thurd Voltron series just for good measure. Oh, and it has the same EMP shielding.
My zarking hill.
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I have Washu (Tenchi Muyo, greatest scientific genius in the universe and all-powerful goddess) hack the mechs and shut them down, then throw them into plot holes again. After building a small tower on top of the hill with a wall surrounding it (about 15 ft tall), I summon an army of robot ninja pirates with EMP shielding to patrol...
My hill.
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Washu fails at trying to hack into my mechs because if you knew anything about these guys you would know that they are essentially sentient machines abd hacking them is therefore not possible. So they are still there, and just to beef up my defenses I get all six Decepticon jets to serve as first-wave defenders, and also have the giant decepticon laser cannon Shockwave to serve as my final wave of defense. All Decepticons have EMP shielding and are also sentient so can’t be hacked.
Hill be mine.
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Using my goddess powers again I disable all your robots and melt them down, then punt you from the hill. I then reforge the melted down robots into a giant robotic rainbow butterfly unicorn kitten, with powers of kawaii but beneath that, armed to the death with massive weaponry to obliterate anyone who come anywhere near...
My hill.
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I manage to sneak up on your robotic RBUK and dismantle it. Taking one of it's deadliest weapns for myself, I march up to the top of the hill and use it on you.
I surround the hill with an impenetrable magic barrier that will instantly cause cold, fire, and acid damage to anyone who comes into contact with it. Also, it's a perfect sphere with it's bottom half underground so you can't tunnel under it either.
Ma hill, suckas!
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Being immune to elemental damage (except Blue and Doctor Pepper, I get healed by that awesome shit), I walk though the shield unharmed and sneak up behind you, knocking you out. I boot you outta the shield (keeping the weapon), keeping the shield, and adding Copy Mega Man (boss version of Mega Man from one of the NES games) on loan from Dr. Wily (he needs funds for his various projects, so ya) and the entire Robot Master roster from Mega Man 2 (Heat, Bubble, Shadow, etc) including the Doc Robots from Mega Man 3.
My Hill, boi.
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The shield was created by me so I can dispel it. The weapon I used was a one-shot deal so it's useless now. I use Game Genie to get past all your Mega Man stuff and catapult kick you from the hill. I then have every fighter from Mortal Kombar (up to and uncluding UMK3) r, with all their powers and under legal contract that there is no infighting. Also, I rewrote the program so it's umhackable,
This hill is my hill, and only my hill.
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Your Game Genie codes also have the side effect of temporarily freezing the game at random intervals. It is during one of these freezes that Midway discovers you illegally used characters from heir games and take legal action. As part ot the settlement, you have to give them the hill. I then buy the hill at a discount, and have it guarded by legions of dragons. Also, Bahamut and Tiamat are my personal bodyguard atop of...
My hill.
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I hire Bayonetta to slay the dragons (she punched god in the face once so she's got this) and then turn them into cheese statues of themselves (but they can't really do anything than look delicious) and after Bayonetta departs, I have towers every 30 feet around the hill with guards armed with anti-magic weaponry that is made unhackable. The towers are anti-magic shielded. I top it off with a cherry on top of...
My hill.
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I release a deadly toxin that kills all your guards. With them removed, I plant explosives at the base of each of your towers. I detonate them all simultaneously and the resulting blast is so massive it there isn't even ash left of you. I cover the hill with every form of defensive spell, and keep offensive spells ready to launch anyone who might find some way past all my magical defenses.
My smegging hill.
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You forget that I am a fairy goddess and can resist your magical spells. I walk right through all your defenses and take you out with some awesome form of fairy goddess power that you have never seen before (and never will again). I then protect the hill using all the Espers from Final Fantasy VI as guards and also steal Dark One's twin katana to use as personal defense should anyone reach the top of...
My hill/
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I have Kefka turn all of the espers into magicite that he then gives to me. I hire every badass anime/video game swordsmaster to fight you while I use a Green Latern ring I "borrowed" from one of them to create a giant gold club out of energy and knowck you miles away. I keep the swordsmasters willing to stay for room and board in exchange for their services, add fairy magic to the list of things the dome shield guards against, and sit on a throne made of Dr. Pepper cans like the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones (except DP as mentioned instead of swords, which you think sitting on swords would be uncomfortable, not to mention dangerous)
My hill.
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Since I created said sphere (remember, it's not a dome), I dispel it. I reclaimed my twin katana (Masamune and Muramasa) from Pink Fairy in the other thread, so with them in hand I take the one swordmaster that chose to stay with you. My sword easily shred through your DP throne and you like butter. I then replace my magical sphere and surround the inside of the sphere with my army of undead samurai. And I stand at the top of the hill with my twin katana ready for any challengers.
My gol-darned, dab-natted, golly-gee-whiz-banged hill.
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I walk through your shield again and with a large bag of Phoenix Downs, destroy all of your undead. I then create a springboard (ie: Sonic the Hedgehog) under you and send you flying through a series of more springboards that sends you into the ocean far away. I remove the shield and hire Deadpool as a bodyguard. To finish it all off, I reform your shield but reprogram it to keep you out and can't access it.
My (and Deadpool's) Hill. (I don't remember adding that and Deadpool's part...Deadpool are you messing with my post?)
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My shield is a creation of magic and can't be "reprogrammed." so it is still mine and and again dispel it. It is then you find out that Deadpool was working for me the entire time and together we remove you from the hill, hanging you on the top of a flagpole with duct tape over your mouth. Forgoing the shield (since it obviously doesn't seem to be working), I cover the bottom of the hill with 2-liter bottles of Dr. Pepper. which are hooked up to a very intricate mechanism that instantly kills anyone who touches them. Oh, and past those are six rows of those spinning blade things from Mortal Kombat Armageddon and past those are all the bosses from every MK game ever.
You know whose hill this is.