Granted, the same way you could play a Wii U down in the sewer with every bone in your body broken.
I wish I had some fresh salmon.
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Granted, the same way you could play a Wii U down in the sewer with every bone in your body broken.
I wish I had some fresh salmon.
Granted, but it's 9 Lives (MEOW?!?)
I wish for vegan chocolate truffles...
Granted, but you eat too many and get sick.
I wish for fresh strawberries.
Granted, but they're GMO berries, and they gradually turn you into a giant strawberry... Ummm... You look DELICIOUS!!
I wish I could resist eating @TheDarkOne , as he is now a giant strawberry...
Granted, just as you are about to take a big bite, I turn back into a human. I look down at you with your mouth wide open about to bite me and say "I suppose there is a logical explanation for this?"
I wish there were some real Final Fantasy games for the 3DS besides the Theaterhythm games.
Granted,but just as they're released, your 3DS breaks and you can't play them...
I wish I owned both Theatrhythm games...
Granted, but then your 3DS breaks and you also cannot play them.
I wish I was as smart as Sheldon Cooper (but still with my own personality).
Granted, you are fictionally as smart as Sheldon Cooper (as he is a fictional character...), and you still have your own personality(ies)...
I wish I had unlimited wishes...
Granted, but then you get amnesia and forget you have them.
I wish to live forever.
Granted, but you have to watch everyone else around you die. You're so lonely... (Sowwy!)
I wish... I wish... (STUPID amnesia!) I wish I could remember how to make wishes...
Granted, but then you discover that your unlimited wishes were taken back because you didn't use them for so long (so sorry).
I wish I could communicate with cats.
Granted, "Meow, Rawr, & Hiss" is your full vocabulary now... Have fun!!
I wish for Santa Claus to give me $10,000,000... (NOT stolen, & NOT counterfeit, & NOT Monopoly or any other board game money...)
Granted, but Santa Claus doesn't really exist. You'll get your $10,000,000 from him if and when he ever does...
I wish my cats could speak and understand English.
Granted, your cats can speak and understand English, but you still only speak Feline...
I wish for World Peace (NOT a dream, I don't die and not be able to enjoy it, and it lasts forever...)
Granted, but the world blows up two days later and therefore it is total peace that would last forever. Oh, and you didn't die in the process, so you're just floating in space.
I wish Final Fantasy VI would be remade for the 3DS and released in North America, in English, and without anything happening to my 3DS that would make it unplayable.
Granted, but the game is so expensive that you die while trying to save up for it...
I wish I was not floating in space after the world blew up...
Granted, you get assimilated by the Borg.
I wish I didn't die trying to save up for that game.
Granted, welcome to the Borg...
I wish I was not Borg, I like to have thoughts of my own...
Granted, you break free of the Borg collective, but they send drones to kill you. Nice knowing you....
I wish I wasn't one of the drones that was sent to kill you.
Granted,the whole Borg mess was a dream... We're both alive, but you're still stuck speaking only Feline...
I wish to be multilingual...
Granted, but you can only speak Klingon, Huttese, and the beeps and whistles that R2-D2 speaks in.
I wish I could speak both feline AND English.
Granted, but suddenly the cats only understand R2D2 type beeps and whistles...
I wish I could fluently speak and completely understand every language ever invented...
Granted, but then you become deaf and mute.
I wish I had a working PS2.
Granted, your PS2 now has a job waiting tables at a Cheesecake Factory...
I wish I was not deaf & mute...
Granted, you are a quadriplegic instead.
I wish my PS2 would actually work the way it is supposed to work.
Yeah sure. I can grant that. The only problem is that you can't find a TV with the compatible A/V Aux ports anymore. :\
I wish I had some cheesecake right now. Yeah man. A nice marble swirl cheesecake.
Granted, but you have to split it with me.
I wish I had $500 extra cash in legal US currency, tax-free.
Granted, but that currency turns out to be marked bills, implicating you in a local bank robbery.
I wish my thumb wasn't so sore so I could get back to playing Skyrim.
Granted, your thumbs are fine, but all your other fingers are broken.
I wish I had some Amy's veggie lasagne.
You forgot to make your own wish.
I wish my girlfriend wasn't sick.
Granted: YOU'RE sick instead...
I wish I was not bored...
Granted, instead you're having lots of excitement dodging the shuriken that are being thrown at you from every direction.
I wish I hasn't feeling so drained.
Granted,you're floating in a pool of water...
I wish I was a millionaire...
Granted, but then your bank account is hacked and now you are $1,000,000 in arrears.
I wish I was a successful video game designer.
Granted, you successfully develop one game, and then drift into obscurity...
I wish I still had my $1,000,000...
Granted, but you have to pay it back to the bank because of your arrears.
I wish to win the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes.
Granted but, WHOOPS! Wrong house! Sorry...
I wish I had $2,000,000 so I could pay arrears and still be a millionaire...
Granted, but it turns out your overdraft fees come to another million so you have to give them that, too.
I wish to win the PCH Sweepstakes and have it be the right house.
Granted, it is the right house, they give you the huge check, and then your alarm clock wakes you up...
I wish I had a yummy vegan birthday cake!
Granted, but you can't eat it because you can't have your cake and eat it, too.
I wish I had enough money to buy a piece of cheesecake from Sbarro's (and they're not out of it)