It transforms into a giant lint monster. Lucky you! He's tame and he swims you back home.
I bring a roll of wet toilet paper.
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It transforms into a giant lint monster. Lucky you! He's tame and he swims you back home.
I bring a roll of wet toilet paper.
Since the toilet paper is the only thing you have to eat, you get real pissed and swim home for a sandwich.
I bring the latest issue of Hustler.
It is a special men edition and you end up puking your guts out. The puke hardens and creates a path to the playboy mansion.
I bring a poptart.
The Pop-Tart overcooks. We all know how dangerous those are, and the flaming power of Pop-Tarts is powerful enough to propel you back to the nearest semi-civilized country.
I bring a moose.
you accidentally piss it off, and it starts chasing you. That's more than enough incentive to swim back to civilization.
I bring a years supply of pizza.
You eat all the pizza in one night and gain 400 pounds, you are so fat you float to civilization.
I bring a bag full of paint.
You paint an SOS on the beach away from the water. Eventually someone rescues you.
I take Mallet-sama (you never know if you need to smash something) :gavel:
you smash up a bunch of stumps and suddenly, the*you solved the puzzle!* zelda music plays, revealing a hidden hovercraft.
I bring Jack Sparrow. My escape is now assured for one very good reason. He's captain Jack sparrow!
A nearby tree falls on him, but you ride the log as a boat to civilization.
I take toe jam.
I use it to glue some logs together, and float away.
I take a bag of corn chips.