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Here's another golf one...
Pastor Tom wakes up one fine Sunday morning and decides that the weather is just perfect for golf. If only there was a way to get out of doing the service at his church. So he called up Pastor Dave to fill in for him, got his clubs, and headed for the golf course. He got to the golf course unseen, or so he thought.
In heaven:
St. Peter- "I don't believe it! Who does this guy think he is walking out on his parish just so he can play one golf game?"
God- *says nothing*
Meanwhile, back on the golf course, the pastor is just beginning to tee off. He takes out his driver and hits the ball. The ball goes wild, hits a tree, skips across a lake, and falls neatly in the hole.
Back in heaven:
St. Peter- "WHAT? How could you let him get a hole-in-one after what he did?!?!"
God- "Who's he gonna tell?"