Granted, they are now 1 cent cheaper.
I wish my mouse worked better.
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Granted, they are now 1 cent cheaper.
I wish my mouse worked better.
Okay, your mouse now gets a job with someone else with higher pay and works better for them.
I wish laptops were cheap enough for me to afford.
Granted, but they're so cheap that every store you go to is sold out of them.
I wish I still had my old Logitech mouse.
Okay, but your first Logitech mouse was a corded one and wasn't USB, so that's the one you have,
I wish I could find a store with affordable laptops that aren't sold out.
Granted, you find the location of such a store...in Mongolia.
I wish I had my old wireless USB Logitech mouse and it still worked perfectly.
Granted, but it turns into a herring.
I wish that I had a sandwich right now.
Granted, but the meat is spoiled and the bread in moldy,
I wish I could turn my wireless USB Logitech herring back into a mouse.
Granted, but it reeks of herring and despite having a pro clean 10 times you can't remove the smell. Also it can now for whatever reason fart negative rainbows.
I wish for reality tv to cease to exist as it is all scripted anyway and doesn't do what its name advertises it does.
Your wish is grant--
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*Presses Enter*
I wish @mrz84 hadn't erased reality.