Here's your new guitar amplifier. It starts at eleven, and no matter how far your other equipment is it always causes a spiking feedback.
I need a new set of spiral notebooks!
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Here's your new guitar amplifier. It starts at eleven, and no matter how far your other equipment is it always causes a spiking feedback.
I need a new set of spiral notebooks!
Here's your (used) spiral notebooks! The previous owner thought they were the next DaVinci. They were sadly mistaken.
I'd like a new pair of scissors.
Here are two dinner knives taped together at the handles. If you wiggle them enough, they might be able to cut paper.
I want a new mouse.
Your new mouse is straight out of the laboratory. From a long line of test-mice, infected with various virii, and only interested in anything with the scent of cheese emanating from it, your mouse is the less-than-ideal pet.
I would like a new pre-furnished home.
Side note:
In typing that sentence I just learned that my Windows 7 auto correct system thinks that pee-furnished is an acceptable word, and pre-furnished is not.
Here's your pre-furnished home. Be wary of the previous owners though, they haunt the place and they don't like unwanted guests.
I'd like a lamp with a genie that grants infinite wishes.
Here you go, its tuna flavored.
I want a reservation to a fancy restaurant.
Your reservation for 2:38 AM on December 28, 2503 is confirmed, sir.
I need something that will fix the numeric keypad on my computer without damaging any other part of the computer (including software).
OK, but in the process the thread dies.
I want something that will make people interested in this thread again.
You receive a remote with a button that makes people want to post in this thread, but it has a cooldown of 7 days on it.
I want a Nintendo Switch.