Granted, you’re im a coma.
I wish a cat sleeping or my face was not a requirement for my last wish.
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Granted, you’re im a coma.
I wish a cat sleeping or my face was not a requirement for my last wish.
Granted, but I can only grant it if not in a coma...
I wish the world was a better place...
Granted, but only certain areas, and you’re not in one of them.
I wish I could figure out how to fix my roommate’s computer.
Granted, but then he moves out. Oh, and the thread dies. There is no causal relationship between these two events.
I wish people still played this game.
Granted, but you have to deal with me once in a blue moon.
I wish that blue moons were more frequent.
Granted, but now when it isn’t blue it goes through all the other six colors in the visible color spectrum.
I wish people realized there are seven colors in the visible spectrum, not six.
Granted, but half the people become color blind as a result
I wish my cat would stop knocking stuff off my table when he wants anything from me...
Granted now he also does it even if he doesn’t want anything from you.
I wish to not be one of those color-blind people.