Granted, instead it's all-natural dog turd flavor. Enjoy.
I wish for a brand-new, state-of-the-art, fully working laptop of my own.
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Granted, instead it's all-natural dog turd flavor. Enjoy.
I wish for a brand-new, state-of-the-art, fully working laptop of my own.
Granted, but you don't get a charger and your battery is at 5% when you get it.
I still wish I could get an Action Replay DSi
Granted, but the only codes it has can have added to it are for Barbie and Bratz games.
I wish for a pudding cup.
Granted, but it tastes like the taffy Pink Fairy gave you.
I wish to have freedom from all responsibilities.
Granted, you're placed in cryostasis.
I wish it was wasn't so bloody cold.
Granted, you get teleported into the center of the sun (hot enough for ya?)
I wish for a different pudding cup (poison flavor tastes bland and has no harmful effect on me as mentined before)
Granted, but I forget literally the second after doing so.
I wish for a better memory.
Granted, your computer now has a better memory, but yours still hasn't improved.
I wish I could stop playing that silly mobile game I started but I can't help it, it's so addictive!
Granted, your mobile device implodes.
I wish for warmer temperatures.