Make A Wish, At A Price

Granted, except it has a save from the first save point in game over your original save.

I wish to resurrect this thread...

Granted, but I can't guarantee the next post.

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger.

Granted, but in order to avoid causing any time paradoxes, you don’t do anything differently

I wish I hadn’t broken my arm.

EDIT —sorry, accidental double-post.

Granted, you broke your leg instead

I wish 2021 has no problems...

Granted, but at 11:50 PM Dec 31st 2020 the Earth gets demolished in make way for a hyperspace bypass. So no problems.

I wish I had no injuries of any kind.

Granted, but now the thread is dead.

I wish this thread wasn’t dead.

Granted, but by using my necromantic mod powers its a zombie. 2022 is gonna have a zombie apocalypse now.

I wish that my cat lost some weight.

Granted, but he (she?) gains it allback soon afterward.

I wish I could fall back asleep after waking up to use the bathroom.

Granted, but only if a cat sleeps on your face.

I wish for peace and relaxation