Make A Wish, At A Price

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Originally Posted by ZoriaRPG

(Emphasis, mine.)

If I had to choose a way for the Uinverse to die, that doesn't sound too bad.

Granted. Your new occupation is to perpetually fix guys.cpp.

I wish that this wish was a wish.

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Granted.
I wish I knew what is wrong with guys.cpp. (I really don't even know what that is.)

Granted, you know what is wrong, but not how to fix it.

I wish I could have back all the money I've ever spent on arcade games. This includes money spent to buy tokens in the arcades where those were required. And I want it in large bills, not coins.

Granted, but you can only spend it in arcades.

I wish I could find an arcade with the classic arcade games I grew up with.

Granted, but there's a $500 entry fee, in cash, up front, no refunds.

I wish the remote for my TV worked right.

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Originally Posted by TheDarkOne

Granted, but there's a $500 entry fee, in cash, up front, no refunds.

I wish the remote for my TV worked right.

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Granted, but it works correctly for every TV EXCEPT yours.

I wish we were done with this bloody winter weather.

Granted, welcome to 115 degrees. And all your fans and air conditioners break.

I wish it was 75 degrees year round where I live.

Granted, but it's 75 degrees Kelvin.

I wish I could afford to order a pizza.

Granted, but they're out of every topping except pineapple and anchovies.

I wish all pizza places had stuffed crust like Pizza Hut does.

Granted, but all they stuff it with is liver and/or beets, and now Pizza Hut does, too.

I wish I could understand the reasoning behind putting pineapple on pizza.

Granted, but it in order to gain this understanding, you have to eat a pizza with pineapple on it.

I wish certain people who shall remain nameless (they know who they are) would stop criticizing my choice of pizza toppings.