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Granted, but in the meantime you have to give me some form of reward for recognizing your EarthBound reference (a game I just recently completed. Really, it's a weird coincidence that you would make a reference to that game just days after I finished it).
I wish there were more weird coincidences like that.
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Granted, but it turns out that they were all planned. In fact, your entire life has all been a computer simulation and you are an experiment in artificial intelligence.
I wish for somebody to recognize THAT reference....
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Granted, but that person then disappears mysteriously for unknown reasons. And then there's a random explosion somewhere.
I wish that all games where like they were in the 80s and 90s (ie: full game at release, no dlc/microtransactions/etc)
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Granted, but the graphics/sound/gameplay are also like they were in the 80's and 90's..
I wish the WiFi for the old DSi systems still worked.
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Granted, but your DSi's shoulder buttons don't work anymore and there is a crack on the top sceen.
I wish I could turn back time, that I could find a way.
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Granted, but then you get sued by Cher for plagiarism.
I wish bodily waste didn't smell so bad. Thais has to do with changing my niece's diapers when I babysit.
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Granted, but now all your food you try to eat or beverage you try to drink smells the way body waste used to smell. And this only affects you.
I wish I had more time to post here. Working full-time sure does eat up one's free time.
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Grantedm you lose your job. All the free time you want.
I wish I could reember what I was going to wish.
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Granted, but obviously you've used your wish up on remembering and that's it.
I wish for a new Porcha.
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Granted, but nobody has invented anything called a "Porcha." You'll get one when and it ever exists.
I wish I could drive a stickshift (clutches and me are like oil and water)