I Wish... You Were A Frog

Wish granted.....well poo....

I wish I had an army of super kittens that followed my every demand. :kitty:

Granted, but now you are fatally allergic to kittens!

I wish I had a...a...a...perfectly good bacon sandwhich! (Can't get anything too bad from wishing for that, can I?)

granted, but its bacon sliced from a... er... a body part ther grows on command.


i wish I had an endless supply of cheese.

Granted, but it's all very moldy cheese!~

I wish for tofu (can't screw THAT up easily now can ya?) :kitty:

Granted, but...it seems perfectly fine.
Until you eat it, that is, and it turns out to past the expirary date by a few thousand years.

I wish my name was George.

granted, but your last name is now bush.

i wish i was a vampire.

Granted. You live in a glass mirror factory alone in Arizona.

I wish I had a name like Taleekealaleekahamaded.

Granted, however a side effect of the wish makes everybody call you Taled for short.

I wish Dragon Quest monsters were real and catchable like in the Monsters games. :kitty:

I wish to fly .....
with sky .....

Granted. You've been turned into a mayfly.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Kettle Chips. Goddamn I love Kettle Chips.