Granted, but it's a live turkey drinking rye.
I wish my bedroom wasn't so frigging COLD.
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Granted, but it's a live turkey drinking rye.
I wish my bedroom wasn't so frigging COLD.
Granted, its now in Hell.
I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
Granted, but then it becomes required by law and it is considered a felony offense if you don't.
I wish Starbucks would lower their prices. Admittedly, their coffee is good, but it's not THAT good.
Granted, but you become unable to drink ANYTHING else (water, soda, etc) except Starbucks coffee.
I wish I could travel across time and space at will.
Granted, but you can only do it once every 62 years.
I wish I could drink other things besides Starbucks coffee.
Granted, but then the thread dies.
I wish this thread would be revived.
Granted, but your left pinkie toenail falls off and disappears into nothingness.
I wish I didn't have to work during the solar eclipse.
Granted, you get fired.
I wish I had the proper things with which to view the solar eclipse.
OK, but iy rains the entire time.
I wish I had my own computer.
Granted, but it's OS is Windows Vista and you can never upgrade it.
I wish I had a better fan in my room.