Granted, but you're 2'1" and nobody takes you seriously.
I wish I had a Brand new, very large, plasma TV.
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Granted, but you're 2'1" and nobody takes you seriously.
I wish I had a Brand new, very large, plasma TV.
Granted, but you'd end up in jail accused of stealing it.
I wish I had a wishing well in my name.
Granted, but it gives out curses rather then wishes.
I wish I didn't need to wear glasses.
Granted. You're blind.
I wish I had Atla Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
granted, but you never read Fountainhead.
i wish i had a computer that undertood shorthand.
Granted, but as a result,your computer ceases to understand binary, and permanently stops working.
I wish that Beldaran and carrot red were the same person, so that they couldn't double post.
Granted, but in the process of granting your wish, the wishing machine gets jammed and you and Monica become the same person instead.
I wish people would say what they mean without resorting to jokes to express themselves.
Granted, but because everyone cant use expressive jokes, they resort to interpretive dance instead.
I wish that The Silent Assassin would start posting again.
Granted, but he only posts crap.
(btw, we almost beat Varina in football yesterday)
I wish I was tanner.
Granted, because your now a tanner because I wanted you to be one.
I wish I wasn't so sad all the time.