Granted, but the only point in time you can travel to is the end of the universe.
I wish my cat weren't so hungry all the time.
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Granted, but the only point in time you can travel to is the end of the universe.
I wish my cat weren't so hungry all the time.
granted, but your cat dies.
i wish I could stop eating junk food.
Granted, but you're allergic to every other type of food.
I wish I was all powerful, with no limits to my power.
Granted, but your power will destroy you.
I wish I wasn't a *responsible* person.
Granted, but you become a crack whore.
I wish I had magic pants that no matter how many times you reached into the right front pocket, there was a twenty dollar bill in there.
Granted, but in your right pocket is acid.
I wish Varina wasn't so good at football.
Granted. Varina now owns you at Baseball instead.
I wish I could have Linkin Park's next three studio albums right now.
Uh, granted. Since that's so awful by itself, I don't need to add anything.
I wish Linkin Park didn't exist.
Granted, but they have taken all rock music with them.
I wish there was only one language in the world.
Granted, but it's sounds really irritating and is hideously complicated to learn.
I wish that when I die, I'm going to go to Heaven