Granted, but you get nutered (sp?) and declawed, so what's the point in living?
I wish it weren't so f!@#ing hot!
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Granted, but you get nutered (sp?) and declawed, so what's the point in living?
I wish it weren't so f!@#ing hot!
Granted. It's now f-ing cold, and computers don't work when it's cold, so everyone who's missed your presence in this part of AGN is now sad again. How could you?!
I wish I wasn't broke...!
Granted, but you stole the money from a bank and the cops are surrounding your house...
God I've missed this.
I wish for a root beer. I'm in the mood.
Granted. Your left hand is now holding a cold, frosty glass of root beer. Unfortunately, after you take a big swig, you realize that carrots are technically roots, and you now understand why the liquid was deeply orange.
I wish I had a pool.
Granted, its at an easymart. You get there early before anyone is there, but someone saw you come in. They walk in, and ask for the money. You have no idea where a register is (its one where its under the counter, hidden), so you tell him you just got here. He smashes down the stands, and breaks the windows. He shoots you in the chest, and you have to have your stomach stapled, even worse, you get fired. Problem is, the next day, your stomach bursts due to extreme pressure build up. You have a nice tombstone though..It looks good...
I wish I would goto bed, ITS 6:09AM!!
Granted, you got to bed and fall into a DEEP sleep, so deep you slip into a coma for 30 years.
I wish my sister would go away
Granted. She moves away to a small western european country, marries the prince, and lives happily (and richly) ever after. Without you. Because girls love that crap.
I wish my right eye weren't swollen with tears because of my blasted allergies. I can hardly see my monitor.
Granted, but now your fingers are so swollen you can barely move them.
I wish I had more energy in the mornings.
Granted. You have so much energy, in fact, that as soon as your feet hit the carpet, a spark of static electricity ignites a chain reaction that produces a mushroom cloud the size of nebraska where your house (and most of your country) used to be.
I wish my dad would quit worrying about me getting pulled over because of my expired plates. I've been driving on them for a year now, and it hasn't happened yet...
Granted, but you get pulled over tomorrow and he gets to give you that classic 'I told you so' speach.
I wish it weren't raining! I have to do the bins...