Granted, but you get ulcers, and that's no joke.
I wish people named Steve would just die. Really. They're just no good. Stevens, or even Stephans, but Steves just suck.
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Granted, but you get ulcers, and that's no joke.
I wish people named Steve would just die. Really. They're just no good. Stevens, or even Stephans, but Steves just suck.
Granted, but you've just killed my dad. I'm going to slice you into itty bitty bits, then jump up and down on those itty bity bits until I can't jump anymore, and then I'll do something equally nasty to the itty bitty bits that remain!
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I wish i weren't so addicted to Diet Coke with Cherry.
Granted. You're now addicted to regular Coke with Cherry, which is much worse for your body than it's diet counterpart. You become fat and unattractive, and as a result spend the remainder of your life posting on message boards and eating fried twinkies smothered in BBQ sauce. It's not a pretty sight.
I wish my grandparents train hadn't been delayed in Chicago. It's getting late, and I'm tired!
Granted, but it was derailed. Nobody's hurt (I'm not that cruel) but you have to wait for hours while they sort everyone out.
I wish I didn't have to wait 6 more days for the next episode of Doctor Who!
Granted. The show is cancelled, removing your need to wait. In it's place is the spinoff, Doctor What, a comedy about an aging physician who is unable to afford hearing aides. Also, he's in space, or something.
I wish I had cable TV, because then I could also have Cable internet.
Granted, but I force you to watch Doctor Who - all of it!
Granted that's mostly not be a bad thing, but pray for death during The Twin Dilemma...
I wish for more money, an underground missile silo, three brunettes who perform my every whim and a cat that didn't eat me out of house and home.
Granted, but the underground missle silo malfunctions and explodes killing everything else you wished for. The cat would mutate into a cat that calls hisself evil bob and make you uncook fish for him for the rest of your life.
I wish Dark Raven would change his stupid apple avatar!
Granted, he swaps with you. It's now your apple avatar.
I wish I could meet some of the members here in person.
Granted. You meet someone who is completely nuts and kidnapps you and forces you to design a better ZC nonstop.
I wish this house deal would go over smoothly
Granted, the deal goes over smoothly, but while you're signing the paperwork, a steamroller also goes over smoothly. Over your house, that is.
I wish people would stop complaining about my freaking avatars. First Daarkseid complains about mustachioed Link, and now G4 is complaining about my SA apple. There is no pleasing you people, is there?