Goldilocks' Adventure - One sentence story

Okay, I type in a sentence starting off the story "Goldilocks' Adventure".
I start the next sentence and you then finnish the next sentence and continue the story and so on.
Okay.... Here we go!

One day goldilocks poured boiling poridge all over Grandma. Grandma said,

Ouch, why are you pouring this boiling poridge over me? It-

hurts too much, phone 911! so...

Goldilocks ran out of the house and got three bears to attack...

her granny, who she hated. then the bears...