Awfully Funny

How to play: Come up with a joke, preferably a short one, and do your best to make it as awful as possible. Corny jokes, politically incorrect jokes, jokes with realistic endings, whatever. Don't go too overboard, but remember that the purpose of this thread is to post jokes that are only funny because they're completely awful, terrible, and probably not the sort of thing you say in front of your parents.

Also, you must rate the joke that was posted before you on a scale of -1 to -10. The negative sign is important. Short comments are appropriate, and positive reps are always appreciated.

A few examples (none of which I came up with on my own, so don't write me hate mail, please):


What do you get when you stick a knife in a baby? A life-sentence in jail.

What did Hitler drink with his breakfast? A tall glass of orange jews.

What's the most confusing holiday for black people? Father's day.


Go for it!