I was born, and I haven't died yet. I am a carbon-based bipedal life from native to the planet Earth. I have the appropriate number of body parts, all in their respective places. I have never been an avocado farmer, and I believe that drinking Gatorade is a decision best left to the conscience of the individual. In my spare time, I manage a pawn shop in the Maine town of Storybrooke. I also love cats.
Location:
California (when not in Storybrooke, ME)
Occupation:
Pawnbroker & Dark Wizard
Favorite Official Zelda Game:
Link's Awakening DX
Signature
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.