If you are an intruder in someone's home how would you react?

[MotleyCrueFan]

Of course you and home can be mixed with or replace with or both any whichever else.



Anyways unlike https://www.armageddongames.net/showthread.php?98522-If-an-intruder-came-into-your-home-or-property-how-would-you-react this thread is about if you are an intruder in someone's home how woulf you react.



Me I likely would call the police and report where I am at and wait for the police to show up.

[VEL]

Well if I am an intruder in someone else's house, I must be there for a good reason. So I would try to do whatever it is that made me go there in the first place. Like maybe rescuing someone who was kidnapped?

[bigjoe]

If I am an intruder in someone else's house, then obviously the house is to blame. I would fight.. the house!

[mrz84]

The only reason I would intrude into someone's abode would be to use the toilet. What? When nature calls, you either answer or get some new pants.

[bigjoe]

This video relates to what I posted above...

It is on... the house!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIu_QvQpkEI

[Fisher]

The only reason I would intrude into someone's abode would be to use the toilet. What? When nature calls, you either answer or get some new pants.

All the same new pants are safer option)).

[Chris Miller]

Crapping in a bush is pretty awesome tbh. The al fresco dump connects a person to nature like nothing else.

[bigjoe]

Crapping in a bush is pretty awesome tbh. The al fresco dump connects a person to nature like nothing else.

I heard that crapping in a bush cleanses your chakras and aligns you with the wolf spirit. :naughty:

[VEL]

I have never crapped in a bush...... maybe I should.... hmmmm...

[Tim]

I googled crap bush and all that came up was presidential interviews.

[mrz84]

Sounds about right.

[Fisher]

But still, being an intruder, whatever the motive, is not a good idea:eat: