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TheDarkOne
05-11-2019, 02:49 PM
In an attempt to revive Forum Games, I am starting this game I played on another forum.

The way it works is pretty simple. It's like Keep The Story Going but with this little twist: every post continuing the story must be exactly five words--no more, no less.

I will start.

One sunny day in the....
Chris Miller
05-13-2019, 03:51 AM
pony dungeon run by VEL...
TheDarkOne
05-13-2019, 02:04 PM
...someone had gone barking mad.
Chris Miller
05-13-2019, 08:50 PM
They foamed at the mouth...
TheDarkOne
05-13-2019, 10:01 PM
...but they were otherwise fine...
PinkFairy
05-13-2019, 11:04 PM
(This ought to be fun)

Some empty Cool Whip containers...
TheDarkOne
05-15-2019, 08:40 PM
...were discovered right next to...
Chris Miller
05-15-2019, 08:55 PM
a delicious, juicy strawberry shortcake...
TheDarkOne
05-16-2019, 12:15 AM
...which, oddly, nobody was eating...
Chris Miller
05-16-2019, 07:47 AM
because it was the apocalypse...
TheDarkOne
05-16-2019, 03:29 PM
...but the weirdest thing was...
VEL
05-18-2019, 04:06 PM
Batman's magical butt cheeks, had
TheDarkOne
05-19-2019, 10:13 PM
...Batgirl's teeth marks on them...
bigjoe
05-20-2019, 02:07 PM
A case for alimony was
TheDarkOne
05-20-2019, 07:42 PM
...nonexistent, since they weren't married...
Chris Miller
05-22-2019, 11:51 AM
except for in Las Vegas...
TheDarkOne
05-22-2019, 08:16 PM
...and what happens in Vegas...
Chris Miller
05-22-2019, 10:34 PM
...leaves you with burny weenie...
TheDarkOne
05-23-2019, 07:43 PM
...but Batman used Bat Condoms...
Nathaniel
05-25-2019, 10:17 AM
...on the Joker's ex-girlfriend's current...
TheDarkOne
05-25-2019, 10:42 AM
...husband, whose secret identity was...
VEL
05-25-2019, 02:12 PM
...Bowser from the mushroom kingdom...
TheDarkOne
05-25-2019, 10:44 PM
...with his new secret weapon...
PinkFairy
06-19-2019, 11:02 PM
...shooting pink goo from his...
bigjoe
06-20-2019, 06:40 AM
...Pepto Bismol bottle. Afterwards, he..
Chris Miller
06-20-2019, 07:36 AM
...ate the Pepto Bismol bottle...
PinkFairy
06-20-2019, 10:23 AM
...which caused his armpits to...
TheDarkOne
06-24-2019, 08:33 PM
...grow hair faster than usual...
PinkFairy
06-10-2020, 10:44 PM
...but he had clippers handy...
TheDarkOne
07-17-2020, 08:19 PM
...but as soon as he...
Chris Miller
07-18-2020, 12:26 AM
...moved he stabbed himself with...
bigjoe
07-18-2020, 03:37 AM
..Billy Mays eight hundred ton...
ctrl-alt-delete
07-18-2020, 11:15 AM
...replica of @Chris Miller (https://www.armageddongames.net/member.php?u=38634)’s mother.
TheDarkOne
07-21-2020, 06:37 PM
He then discovered that he...
bigjoe
07-23-2020, 10:21 PM
had bags under his eyes.
Chris Miller
07-23-2020, 11:23 PM
They were filled with delicious...
TheDarkOne
07-24-2020, 12:01 AM
...Little Debbie(tm) Swiss Cake Rolls...
bigjoe
07-24-2020, 10:52 AM
..that caused debilitating liver cancer.
TheDarkOne
07-24-2020, 11:01 AM
...to anybody else but him...
bigjoe
07-24-2020, 12:11 PM
...because he already had it.
Chris Miller
07-24-2020, 02:32 PM
He had two livers left...
ctrl-alt-delete
07-25-2020, 02:49 PM
and Chris Miller’s burny weenie...
bigjoe
07-25-2020, 04:03 PM
..which he caught from ctrl-alt-delete.
TheDarkOne
07-25-2020, 05:45 PM
...so his doctor prescribed him...
bigjoe
07-26-2020, 07:10 PM
..Jolly Good Wanker Pills, the...
Chris Miller
07-26-2020, 07:26 PM
...resulting eight hour erection was...
bigjoe
07-27-2020, 11:23 AM
..big enough to frighten TheDarkOne.
TheDarkOne
07-27-2020, 04:08 PM
...but with his twin katana...
bigjoe
07-29-2020, 09:45 PM
he opened a portal to
TheDarkOne
07-29-2020, 10:49 PM
...Royal Oak, Michigan, where the...
ctrl-alt-delete
07-30-2020, 08:18 AM
imaginary girlfriend of Chris Miller

(see: history of callitaday aka Chris Miller on this forum)
TheDarkOne
07-30-2020, 11:02 AM
...moved after they broke up...
Chris Miller
07-31-2020, 01:24 PM
...and ate much delicious caek...
TheDarkOne
07-31-2020, 03:47 PM
Afterwards, he went to find...
Chris Miller
07-31-2020, 05:02 PM
...someplace to drop his guts...
TheDarkOne
07-31-2020, 11:13 PM
He found a gut depository....
Chris Miller
08-02-2020, 05:34 PM
...and ass-nuked the whole city.
TheDarkOne
08-02-2020, 10:30 PM
But in the process, he...
Chris Miller
08-03-2020, 07:09 AM
... completely wrecked his only underwear...
ctrl-alt-delete
08-03-2020, 12:18 PM
But Chris Miller was ABDL
TheDarkOne
08-03-2020, 08:26 PM
...just like ctrl-alt-delete was...
ctrl-alt-delete
08-03-2020, 10:46 PM
...just like @ctrl-alt-delete (https://www.armageddongames.net/member.php?u=40755) was...

able to count to five...
TheDarkOne
08-03-2020, 11:19 PM
...but he wasn't able to...
bigjoe
08-10-2020, 09:12 AM
find his own damn weewee
ctrl-alt-delete
08-10-2020, 09:14 AM
What are you talking about?
TheDarkOne
08-10-2020, 03:34 PM
he angrily shouted at bigjoe...
Tim
08-10-2020, 08:54 PM
STOP STEALING HIS WEEWEE JOE
TheDarkOne
08-11-2020, 02:57 PM
Tim had once again escaped...
Chris Miller
08-11-2020, 09:10 PM
trailing a cloud behind him...
TheDarkOne
08-11-2020, 10:46 PM
...that smelled strongly of coffee...
mrz84
08-12-2020, 12:00 AM
...that smelt vaguely of raisins...
Chris Miller
08-12-2020, 10:03 AM
...except they weren't raisins, but...
bigjoe
08-12-2020, 12:12 PM
..eggs that sprouted into robots..
TheDarkOne
08-12-2020, 12:12 PM
...with the newest feature, the...
bigjoe
08-12-2020, 12:26 PM
..TheDarkOne's booty tracking missile system..
Chris Miller
08-12-2020, 12:29 PM
...which misfired, spraying white stuff...
TheDarkOne
08-12-2020, 05:05 PM
...which was just Oreo filling...
bigjoe
08-12-2020, 11:37 PM
..mixed with Elmer's school glue.
TheDarkOne
08-13-2020, 10:18 AM
This caused a chemical reaction...
bigjoe
08-14-2020, 07:49 AM
..that opened a wormhole to..
TheDarkOne
08-14-2020, 01:42 PM
...Kalamazoo, Michigan, where they found...
mrz84
08-14-2020, 10:27 PM
...rubber baby buggy bumpers that...
TheDarkOne
08-15-2020, 11:26 AM
...were owned by Elvis Presley...
ctrl-alt-delete
08-15-2020, 03:45 PM
just like Chris Miller’s balls
TheDarkOne
08-16-2020, 11:17 AM
...of fire that he threw...
ctrl-alt-delete
08-16-2020, 09:32 PM
into his own asshole. STDs
TheDarkOne
08-16-2020, 10:14 PM
...were not a danger because...
ctrl-alt-delete
08-16-2020, 10:47 PM
he already had them all
TheDarkOne
08-17-2020, 10:28 AM
...cured; he developed a vaccine...
mrz84
08-20-2020, 10:50 AM
...for all known uncured diseases...
TheDarkOne
08-20-2020, 12:26 PM
...except one nobody ever caught...
bigjoe
08-25-2020, 09:51 PM
the invisibility disease, which makes
TheDarkOne
08-26-2020, 12:51 PM
...the best cheeseburgers in town...
bigjoe
08-28-2020, 12:00 PM
..which are broiled from TheDarkOne's..
Chris Miller
08-28-2020, 01:57 PM
...cheesy underwear, seasoned with garlic...
TheDarkOne
08-28-2020, 03:04 PM
...and dandruff from Chris Miller...
bigjoe
09-02-2020, 05:20 PM
's farmed raised goats. Afterwards..
Chris Miller
09-02-2020, 06:08 PM
...everyone shit like spastic pigs...
TheDarkOne
09-03-2020, 01:02 PM
...which backed up the toilets...
bigjoe
09-03-2020, 11:58 PM
...causing lesbians to make out.
TheDarkOne
09-04-2020, 03:21 PM
Then an alien spaceship landed...
bigjoe
09-04-2020, 05:14 PM
..in one of the toilets.
VEL
09-04-2020, 05:37 PM
Then out of it came...
Chris Miller
09-05-2020, 11:57 AM
M. Bison's ugly ass stepsister.
bigjoe
09-05-2020, 03:52 PM
..whose name was Latanya Bison
TheDarkOne
09-05-2020, 06:22 PM
She almost immediately started to...
bigjoe
09-05-2020, 09:27 PM
...cook chicken and dumplings for..
TheDarkOne
09-05-2020, 11:15 PM
...the second time that week.
Chris Miller
09-06-2020, 11:17 AM
They had angry lesbian sex...
TheDarkOne
09-06-2020, 02:34 PM
...videos for sale but the...
bigjoe
09-06-2020, 06:14 PM
sales clerk started blowing everyone
Chris Miller
09-06-2020, 06:30 PM
...for only fi dolla. Then...
TheDarkOne
09-06-2020, 07:31 PM
...the man dreaming this awoke...
bigjoe
09-06-2020, 11:08 PM
...in a dark, damp cave.
TheDarkOne
09-07-2020, 11:12 AM
on prehistoric Earth. His cave...
PinkFairy
09-14-2020, 03:53 PM
...was cold, damp, and smelly.
TheDarkOne
09-16-2020, 11:31 AM
This unfortunate man's name was...
TheDarkOne
09-11-2021, 06:33 PM
,,,Dead Thread, which this was...
Chris Miller
09-13-2021, 07:50 AM
...because my gas killed everyone...
TheDarkOne
09-13-2021, 04:32 PM
...when the Shell station exploded...
mrz84
09-13-2021, 07:46 PM
...it released a horrid abomination...
TheDarkOne
09-15-2021, 02:07 PM
...who was then elected President...
TheDarkOne
11-30-2021, 01:08 PM
…of the Galaxy, His first…
mrz84
01-10-2022, 10:35 PM
...act was to destroy all...
TheDarkOne
01-11-2022, 07:23 AM
…copies of Shaq-Fu. This was…
mrz84
01-13-2022, 03:15 PM
...objected only by his opponent...
TheDarkOne
01-14-2022, 12:11 AM
Shaquille O’Neal. He insisted that…
mrz84
02-28-2022, 04:49 PM
...it be given a chance...
TheDarkOne
03-03-2022, 01:51 AM
…but before they could start…
bigjoe
03-10-2022, 12:48 PM
...Latanya Bison caught up with...
TheDarkOne
03-11-2022, 05:16 PM
…them, and wanted to know…
bigjoe
03-22-2022, 10:07 PM
..how much flour per inch...
TheDarkOne
03-23-2022, 02:39 PM
..,was required by the law…
bigjoe
03-26-2022, 02:12 PM
..to sprinkle on deez nuts.
TheDarkOne
03-28-2022, 04:36 PM
Since the nuts were pecans…
bigjoe
04-30-2022, 04:51 PM
...a giant crab shaped guitar...
TheDarkOne
05-04-2022, 02:39 PM
…would serve no useful purpose…
bigjoe
01-17-2023, 08:22 PM
..in the defenestration of puppies.
TheDarkOne
01-18-2023, 07:15 PM
They discovered puppies couldn’t fly…
mrz84
02-19-2023, 11:31 AM
So they gave them wings
TheDarkOne
02-19-2023, 11:58 PM
…with spicy barbecue sauce and…
bigjoe
02-21-2023, 12:41 AM
an extra helping of gravity.
TheDarkOne
02-21-2023, 10:36 PM
“Gravity” was a code for…
Chris Miller
02-22-2023, 01:41 PM
putting food in your butt...
TheDarkOne
02-22-2023, 09:55 PM
…which was illegal in Texas…
bigjoe
03-14-2023, 04:52 AM
..but not in Guantanamo Bay.
TheDarkOne
03-14-2023, 02:26 PM
…but they weren’t there anyway…
bigjoe
03-15-2023, 06:19 AM
so they commited various crimes
TheDarkOne
03-15-2023, 02:15 PM
…like using an expired coupon…
Chris Miller
03-15-2023, 07:55 PM
...to wipe my dirty booty...
mrz84
03-17-2023, 11:19 AM
...free of last night's dinner...
bigjoe
03-18-2023, 04:18 PM
some orangutan a la range
TheDarkOne
03-19-2023, 08:33 AM
…which tasted suspiciously like chicken…
Chris Miller
03-22-2023, 10:15 PM
...tossed in Popeye's dumpster yesterday...
TheDarkOne
03-26-2023, 02:58 PM
…which also contained a good…
Chris Miller
03-26-2023, 06:35 PM
...amount of moldy fried okra...
TheDarkOne
03-27-2023, 02:53 PM
…which, oddly enough, he liked…
Chris Miller
03-27-2023, 09:03 PM
...being a Martian and all...
TheDarkOne
03-29-2023, 08:45 PM
…but he couldn’t eat the…
Chris Miller
03-31-2023, 09:41 PM
...seven layer Taco Bell burrito...
TheDarkOne
04-01-2023, 07:37 AM
…without sour cream, so he…
bigjoe
04-05-2023, 03:01 AM
...invited incisor over for dinner.
TheDarkOne
04-05-2023, 02:31 PM
Something suddenly occurred to him…
bigjoe
04-17-2024, 11:47 PM
...More than eleven months later...