I'm rich!

[Chris Miller]

Someone dumped a crapton of cocaine on my truck!

https://i.imgur.com/aD4vBZ3.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Z9JADDs.jpg

[cbailey78]

Are you sure that isn't snow? I see snow on roofs.

[Gleeok]

Weather patterns everywhere are very erratic this year. I live in CA so we didn't get coke on cars, but I did wake up one day to find a bunch of weed in trash bags --" no idea how that lb of trim got there officer, I'm not a climate scientist!" :P

PS: I can also confirm there is absolutely no downside to using cocaine.

[blade30]

That looks like some kind of chemical.

[Saffith]

It's powdered dihydrogen monoxide. By now, it must have melted and seeped into the groundwater.

[Chris Miller]

Dihydrogen monoxide will eventually dissolve anything. It's some incredibly powerful stuff.

[blade30]

I wonder who dumped that on your cars.

[Chris Miller]

The kindest and most generous drug dealer in the world.

[VEL]

Years ago I crushed up some life savers into white powder and a friend tried to sell them to someone.

[blade30]

[QUOTE=Chris Miller;918573]The kindest and most generous drug dealer in the world.[/QUOTE

Lol. If that happened to me. I'd probably call the police if they were indeed cocaine. Don't want to end up in jail.

[King Aquamentus]

If you did I'd tell the police it was yours and then dump some more down your pants.

[Tamamo]

It would be gone by the time they get their As I'm gonna steal it so we can get high later. :cool:
And dont you go snitching on me either. Snitches get stiches yo...

Bahahaha what the fuck am i even saying right now.

[mrz84]

It would be gone by the time they get their As I'm gonna steal it so we can get high later. :cool:
And dont you go snitching on me either. Snitches get stiches yo...

Bahahaha what the fuck am i even saying right now.

Something something Dark Side, something something complete.

[nina22]

it must have melted and seeped into the groundwater. Audacity (https://audacity.onl/) Find My iPhone (https://findmyiphone.onl/) Origin (https://origin.onl/)

[Tamamo]

mrz84
https://www.ambitiouskitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/glutenfreecookies-6.jpg
Here Have a half aten cutie

[VEL]

mrz84
https://www.ambitiouskitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/glutenfreecookies-6.jpg
Here Have a half aten cutie
https://johnjohns1.fjcdn.com/pictures/Just+another+day+in+anime+completely+normal_942985 _5191768.jpg
and here is a half eaten cookie!?

[mrz84]

Why do I feel like I've seen the anime from that pic somewhere...

[Tamamo]

its a mermaid perfect pitc iirc