AGN Unoffical Office Simulator "The drunken Flash RPG"

[Tamamo]

This is a mafia game kind of like a flash RPG we're all a bunch corporate drones owrking for a undercover syndicate.

I show up at the OFFICE. with coffee and donuts, err... Acutely I got mugged and got nothing sorry guys. I walk by with a single donut and an expresso and the 5 bucks everyone pitched in has disappeared.

What happens to me.

[King Aquamentus]

I stand up wildly crotch thrusting in the air "Oh yeah!! You got me my donut!!" I rapidly remove the single Donut from your grasp and bite into it.

"What? What is it?"

[Tamamo]

The donut is a Blueberry filled coffee batter donut with lime frosting and marshmellows on top.

I sit at the table and pull out a document. Looks like the Franklins are late for rent. Let's go take care of it. I check my water pistol filled with Tabasco sauce and walk out the door and look over my shoulder you coming King Aquamentus I'm over tired and would rather not drive.

[King Aquamentus]

*puts on his big hat and scoots into a sleek black luxury car, the sides of which are shaped like a reclining naked woman, because class.*

[Tamamo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw

I blast the stereo and pull up to the Franklins Hotdog stand and put on my sunglasses. Time to go Yakuza.
I get out of the car and point my Tabasco Pistol at Mr and Mrs Franklin. Your rent was due 3 days ago! We're collecting.
20 Hotdogs please.

http://img03.deviantart.net/7ab2/i/2015/230/0/5/ms__smith__monster_musume__by_skyarctic-d968by2.png

[King Aquamentus]

"At 3 dollars a dog, that comes up to 60 dollars in hot dogs. Plus one extra plump."

[Tamamo]

That's not enough. Give us them all.

Wel'll go out of business!

Not my problem, should of paid rent. Me and King Aquamentus stuff the cart into the trunk and tie it down with ropes and then...

OH SHIT THE COPS!

I swap out my Tabasco Rounds with Antipolice Rounds