Let's make a haiku.

[ShadowTiger]

Some copy/paste from elsewhere, but eh. The person above you will suggest a topic. You then make a haiku about it!

Don't know what a Haiku is? It's a three-line poem, with the first and third line having 5 syllables, and the second line having 7.

-=SPOILER=-

Next haiku: Capitalism.

[Tim]

:)

I can see the day.
The government takes it all.
Now we are all lost.

Next haiku:
Holiday gifts

[rock_nog]

Haiku is stupid.
Why did I write a haiku?
I am incredibly bored.

[TheDarkOne]

I cannot write haiku
It is just too hard for me
That's the way it is.

[Zim]

I cannot write haiku
It is just too hard for me
That's the way it is.

Put can't there instead
It isn't that hard to do
You stole my haiku

Next topic

Copyright, patent, and trade law.

[TheDarkOne]

If I put can't there
It would not fit the right form
It has to be five

(Next topic)

Copyright is law
What you make belongs to you
That's how it should be

[CJC]

I cannot write hai
ku. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
The line was too long. : )

Be mindful of rules
Write a haiku, that's the way
Don't forget to pick...


New Topic: Swords!

[TheDarkOne]

Why do we eat rice?
You cannot lick your elbow
I like pointy things

[Chris Miller]

My....sword....is massive
I chop down trees with that thing
It is now....dented

New topic: fried chicken

[CJC]

Bread and spices wrap
Tender wings of fowl so fair
Fried in Broiling oil

New topic: The internet

[ShadowTiger]

Got on my modem.
Navigate through some websites.
Now I know 'bout dongs.


So your next haiku
may involve some animals.
Discuss holding bees.

[Tim]

I am the keeper.
Beware the sting; pointed death.
Give me your honey.

Next haiku:
Driving a boat .

[Gleeok]

I was going to
Write a haiku about boats
But I don't know how.

...

Sailing on a boat.
Far away is a good place
To dump the body


Stuff people can do with inflatable My Little Ponies.

[ShadowTiger]

It was cute and all
until I read the box front.
I put my what, where?


Next haiku: Sudoku.

[Chris Miller]

I put the 1 here
I put the 9 over there
I screwed it all up

Next haiku: Tech Support

[rock_nog]

Try rebooting it
Did that resolve your problem?
That's all I can do

Next haiku: Ghostbusters

[TheDarkOne]

Ghosts in your basement?
Call these four men for some help
They will remove it

Next haiku: Cats

[TheDarkOne]

This thread is now dead
I wonder if I should bump it
I am bumping it

[Tamamo]

Apples and Oranges
Someone forgot the next theme
So this one is bad

Next Haiku: Japan
"BACK TO THE ROOTS!"

[Chris Miller]

Five syllables go here
Two people on here used six
Get it right dammit


:3

[Lelouche Vi Britannia]

Five syllables go here
Two people on here used six
Get it right dammit


:3

Your first line used 6 instead of five, Your second line used 6 instead of 7, at least the third line was correct. I find the comment amusing due to it being ironically incorrect.

[Lelouche Vi Britannia]

Great Samurai fight
Peasants all die in huge droves
War is fucking stupid

Next Theme: Socks (Good luck with that)

[TheDarkOne]

When my feet are cold
I wear socks to make them warm
I dislike cold feet

Next theme: Ice cream

[Chris Miller]

Your first line used 6 instead of five, Your second line used 6 instead of 7, at least the third line was correct. I find the comment amusing due to it being ironically incorrect.

My first line used six
My second was correct though
None of us can count

[Gleeok]

This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?

[TheDarkOne]

Gleeok's poem was wrong
Each of his three lines was short
One syllable each

[TheDarkOne]

This thread is now dead.
And nobody seems to care.
That really sucks ass.

[Tim]

Vanilla is good.
Chocolate is also good.
Ice cream is tasty.

Next topic: Blood

[Chris Miller]

It's not about blood.
I have a lot of meatloaf
and mashed potatoes

[TheDarkOne]

Now I am hungry
Because you mentioned meatloaf
Thanks a total heap

Next topic: Pets

[TheDarkOne]

This topic has died
Wonderi if I should bump it?
I believe I will

[PinkFairy]

You have bumped the thread
But will anyone post here?
We will wait and see

[TheDarkOne]

Does not look like it.
The thread is dead I believe
Admins should close it

[mrz84]

Maybe I should or
maybe I shouldn't let's see
how things turn out yes?

[TheDarkOne]

That was a nice try
But I don't think it will work
Nobody posts here

[TheDarkOne]

Take me down to Hai-
Ku city where the grass is
Green and the dammit