Hey all, I'm a dad now!

[MasterSwordUltima]

My wife and I had our first son this past thursday, the 19th at 11:43am. Dimitri was born 19inches long, and weighed a rightous 7.12lbs. :D

I always feel as though I should post my life milestones here, since I've been here over half of my life. Maybe in 10 years or so he'll have an AGN account too. :)

[mrz84]

Grats MSU! *hands a box of candy cigars to MSU to pass out*

[CJC]

Congratulations!

I actually saw this on that social networking site, but it's way better to congratulate you here. OH! And with a February baby you can have a newborn Father's day! Make your wife buy an infant-sized necktie.

[erm2003]

Congrats that great news!

[Gleeok]

Woah, there's going to be a little ApprenticeSwordUltima running around! Congrats.

Most people don't know this but Dimitri was the 3rd brother in Mario Bros.

[Tim]

Congrats guy.

[erm2003]

ApprenticeSwordUltima

This is golden. Maybe MasterSwordUltima should register it in advance now!

[Chris Miller]

Great, man!
We should put together some kind of ZC care package for you. :D

[Beldaran]

I've never understood why people give a shit about the measurements. Who cares how long or heavy your baby is?

Congratulations, though.

[Chris Miller]

I've never understood why people give a shit about the measurements. Who cares how long or heavy your baby is?

Congratulations, though.

You weren't complaining about the...measurements...last night.

[Beldaran]

You weren't complaining about the...measurements...last night.

Really? In a thread about babies? :raisedeyebrow:

[SUCCESSOR]

Really? In a thread about babies? :raisedeyebrow:

How do you think babies are made?

[Tamamo]

Congratulations on having a son, also get a raise, it'll help you for the next 18 years or so.

[Gleeok]

How do you think babies are made?

http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stork-340x400.jpg

That's why measurements are important; they affect shipping rates.

[ShadowTiger]

:laughing:

My most sincere congratulations. May he have a long and happy life. Oh yes.

[Beldaran]

How do you think babies are made?

I think making sex jokes about babies is fucking gross.

[Chris Miller]

I think making sex jokes about babies is fucking gross.
Eww, no. x_x;
I was referring to a completely different set of....measurements, not the baby's. Get your mind out of the gutter. :p

[SUCCESSOR]

I think making sex jokes about babies is fucking gross.

I think the fact that you jumped to that conclusion says more about you than anything else. :odd:

[Shane]

Congratulations! I can't imagine the joy and pride you are feeling right now, but I hope you embrace those feelings. Dimitri is unique choice! I am only familiar with that name through Zelda, funnily enough.

But yeah, congrats again. If he does end up joining the forums, let's hope he sees this thread. But 10 years is a long time.

[Beldaran]

I think the fact that you jumped to that conclusion says more about you than anything else. :odd:

Yes. It says that I understand grammar.

[SUCCESSOR]

Yes. It says that I understand grammar.

To you maybe. When you are the only person out of many to come to the conclusion that he meant something terrible instead of the more obvious(albeit poorly conveyed) intended meaning it's seems more likely that you are terrible person and using outrage to hide it. :P

[Gleeok]

I never thought in a million years something like this would be an honest-to-god forum discussion. Congratulations to everyone for making this all possible. Your trophies are in the mail.

http://togif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kane-clap.gif

[SUCCESSOR]

I never thought in a million years something like this would be an honest-to-god forum discussion.

You sir, have underestimated AGN!

[Beldaran]

(albeit poorly conveyed)

I win.

[Chris Miller]

Your crown, good sir.
http://i.imgur.com/xuiNOyV.jpg

[SUCCESSOR]

EDIT: Wow. Drunk me took this little gag way too far last night. I imagine that is more than enough of that.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

You weren't complaining about the...measurements...last night.

I laughed.


http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stork-340x400.jpg

That's why measurements are important; they affect shipping rates.

I laughed.


I think making sex jokes about babies is fucking gross.

I sat there confused until I realized your understanding of the joke, then I cried. How?


Your crown, good sir.
http://i.imgur.com/xuiNOyV.jpg

I laughed.

MSU, congrats again, my good friend.

[MasterSwordUltima]

So every now and then I check back here at AGN and I saw this thread from when my kiddo was born and then I see how beautifully it transformed into what it is. Long live AGN.

[mrz84]

Nice to see ya MSU! How's the kid doing?

[MasterSwordUltima]

Thread bumpin' the hell out of this because (of narcissism and) my second son is due any day now. :O First kiddo will be 2 this coming Feb, and he's running around, sayin' a few words, and even started helpin' around the house.

[Tim]

Grats MSU! What else has been on your plate?

[mrz84]

Grats on the second incoming kid! :kitty:

[MasterSwordUltima]

I've moved around my general area quite a bit over the past two years, got my foot crushed by a forklift, worked an office job for a bit, and now I'm a stay at home dad. On a more depressing note, my younger sister was murdered by her husband last year shortly before halloween. :\ Other than that, just living life. Still blows my mind that I first joined here when I was 12 I think? And now I'm 28. That's wild. I remember it was such a thing when JJMax and Foxy had their kid, and I have no clue what happened to them. Or a lot of members. But 15 years...a lot happens.