Bacon Thread

[SUCCESSOR]

AKA The Official Bacon Thread That Is Better Than PureZC's Lame Bacon Thread.

Bacon is good.

[Shane]

What's bacon?

[rock_nog]

Bacon's awesome. I want some bacon. Hell I'd cook some bacon right now if I had some. Unfortunately it's 1:00 AM, gonna be hard to find bacon at this hour. Need to go to the store in the morning.

[SUCCESSOR]

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[Brasel]

A friend of mine posted pictures of bacon wrapped brats the other day. I'm totally cooking bacon wrapped brats on the grill this week.

[Tim]

Pig belly goodness!

[mrz84]

Recipe for a bacon bowl: Take a microwave safe bowl. Layer bacon in it until the bacon covers the entire inside. Microwave until cooked. Remove from bowl. Use the bacon bowl to eat something (preferably something that would go good with it). After finishing that, eat the bacon bowl. Repeat as needed.

[Tim]

Recipe for a bacon bowl: Take a microwave safe bowl. Layer bacon in it until the bacon covers the entire inside. Microwave until cooked. Remove from bowl. Use the bacon bowl to eat something (preferably something that would go good with it). After finishing that, eat the bacon bowl. Repeat as needed.

I do a slightly similar fashion for taco bowls but in the oven.

[SUCCESSOR]

Recipe for a bacon bowl: Take a microwave safe bowl. Layer bacon in it until the bacon covers the entire inside. Microwave until cooked. Remove from bowl. Use the bacon bowl to eat something (preferably something that would go good with it). After finishing that, eat the bacon bowl. Repeat as needed.

Just use a muffin or cupcake baking dish. Flip it over and wrap the bacon around the mounds. You'll need something under it to catch the excess grease. A larger baking sheet works great. You may also use some foil to help with sticking.

found a pic of it http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/8/81/Make-Bacon-Cups-Step-4.jpg/670px-Make-Bacon-Cups-Step-4.jpg

[coolgamer012345]

I rate bacon bacon/bacon

[Goriya]

Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon

And tits

[Gleeok]

I prefer ham-hocks or a smoked honey ham myself, though I generally only ever eat ham around the holidays.


Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon

And tits

I prefer the tits to be bigger than the bacon but I suppose it's a question of how hungry you are.



Also, what happens when you feed a pig bacon?

...this happens:
http://blog.420petition.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Smiling-Pig-copy.jpg

[Chris Miller]

http://www.vintagesodas.com/images/Lesters-Fixins-Bacon-Soda.jpg

[Goriya]

http://www.vintagesodas.com/images/Lesters-Fixins-Bacon-Soda.jpg

Pure Greece?

[Chris Miller]

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[SUCCESSOR]

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[Chris Miller]

Aw, crap. That didn't take long.
It was a guy giving away 20 pounds of bacon. :D

[SUCCESSOR]

Aw, crap. That didn't take long.
It was a guy giving away 20 pounds of bacon. :D

How long did you think free bacon would last?

[Chris Miller]

Good point.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Woah, my boss told me he bought a pound of bacon and wanted me to come over to help make it - because he doesn't want to cook.

[SUCCESSOR]

Woah, my boss told me he bought a pound of bacon and wanted me to come over to help make it - because he doesn't want to cook.

He wants you to handle his meat. eh?

[Tim]

I'm sure bacon porn is a thing.

[CJC]

I liked bacon as a kid. Not so much anymore.


And I know this is an odd post to follow Tim's. I just wanted to be part of the discussion.

And now some poetry (Not mine, but still funny)
Roses are Red,
Bacon is Red,
Poems are hard,
...Bacon.



Poor piggies are so delicious.

[SUCCESSOR]

I'm sure bacon porn is a thing.

http://www.deathbymovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bacon-man_639_633_s.jpg

[Chris Miller]

Not hurtin' for bacon there, eh SUCCESSOR?