Nightmare
04-06-2014, 02:45 PM
Don't know if anyone here is a wrestling fan, but here are my WWE WrestleMania predictions:
1. Tag Team pre-show: Usos, hands down. The heels are being punished and I don't see Los Matadores being a threat. Easy call.
2. Divas Invitational: I can't recall this, but I think the smart money's on Natalya or one of the Bella Twins. Naomi gets the title in a later feud.
3. Andre the Giant Battle Royal: Unless someone weird comes out in the last 4 participants, I see no way Big Show loses this. He's been in need of a career-defining victory, and has a host of WrestleMania defeats. I see him getting the duke in this one.
4. John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt: I see John Cena getting a cheap victory, then laid out and dragged out on a stretcher. Cena's heading for time off.
5. Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar: I hope to dear God that Undertaker squashes Brock Lesnar like a bug. Brock Lesnar doesn't deserve this match, and should lose in 30 seconds. 22-0! The real competitor comes next year in Sting.
6. The Shield vs. Kane and the New Age Outlaws: Shield all the way. They are hands down one of the better teams and earned their way up through the indies. Nostalgia likes the Outlaws, but they just don't have a chance in this one.
7. Daniel Bryan vs. HHH: HHH loses another WrestleMania match, what a surprise. Daniel Bryan wins with a Hulk Hogan assist knocking the Authority out.
8. Daniel Bryan vs. Batista vs. Randy Orton: I'm going to make a surprise call here. I say Batista wins, with the help of C.M. Punk. Batista needs the win as a heel, and C.M. Punk screws over Daniel Bryan's chances out of jealousy. Don't worry Daniel Bryan fans, I think Daniel Bryan wins Money in the Bank then cashes it in at SummerSlam wrestling two matches there as well.
1. Tag Team pre-show: Usos, hands down. The heels are being punished and I don't see Los Matadores being a threat. Easy call.
2. Divas Invitational: I can't recall this, but I think the smart money's on Natalya or one of the Bella Twins. Naomi gets the title in a later feud.
3. Andre the Giant Battle Royal: Unless someone weird comes out in the last 4 participants, I see no way Big Show loses this. He's been in need of a career-defining victory, and has a host of WrestleMania defeats. I see him getting the duke in this one.
4. John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt: I see John Cena getting a cheap victory, then laid out and dragged out on a stretcher. Cena's heading for time off.
5. Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar: I hope to dear God that Undertaker squashes Brock Lesnar like a bug. Brock Lesnar doesn't deserve this match, and should lose in 30 seconds. 22-0! The real competitor comes next year in Sting.
6. The Shield vs. Kane and the New Age Outlaws: Shield all the way. They are hands down one of the better teams and earned their way up through the indies. Nostalgia likes the Outlaws, but they just don't have a chance in this one.
7. Daniel Bryan vs. HHH: HHH loses another WrestleMania match, what a surprise. Daniel Bryan wins with a Hulk Hogan assist knocking the Authority out.
8. Daniel Bryan vs. Batista vs. Randy Orton: I'm going to make a surprise call here. I say Batista wins, with the help of C.M. Punk. Batista needs the win as a heel, and C.M. Punk screws over Daniel Bryan's chances out of jealousy. Don't worry Daniel Bryan fans, I think Daniel Bryan wins Money in the Bank then cashes it in at SummerSlam wrestling two matches there as well.