The "most interesting man in the world"

[Gleeok]

Not really a game, but meh.. Might be funny to read later on if there's a bunch of funny ones.

He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
He once warned a psychic.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.

I don't always make shitty posts, but when I do, it's at AGN.

[SUCCESSOR]

He lives vicariously through himself.

[SUCCESSOR]

Even his tree houses have fully finished basements.

[Gleeok]

He once played a game of "Super Mario Bros" and saved the princess in world 1-1.

[Imzogelmo]

He never says something 'tastes like chicken'. Not even chicken.

He doesn't always play a Red Shirt on Star Trek. But when he does, he survives the whole episode.

[Chris Miller]

When he plays Zelda, Ganon simply hands over the Triforce of Power.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

When he posts on AGN, his username is ctrl-alt-delete.

[SUCCESSOR]

He rarely tries too hard, but when he does it's effortless.

[Chris Miller]

Ambulances pull over to let him drive by.

[Imzogelmo]

He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like.

[Chris Miller]

When the Roswell aliens captured him, he probed them.

[AquaKitty]

I don't always put jokes in my forum profiles, but when I do, my favorite Zelda game is Freshly Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland.

[Chris Miller]

He finished reading the whole internet.

[Zim]

He's the man that walked into the Men's Warehouse and when he walked out somebody else liked the way he looked.

[Zim]

He knows how to get to Sesame Street, he doesn't keep asking.
When life gives him lemons, he makes lemonade and ALSO meringue.
He had a near death experience once, but when death touched him, death died, & he adopted death jr.

[Zim]

He's been where Donkey Kong gets barrels.

[Jirin]

When he plays though Mass Effect, the ending he gets is satisfying.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's way better beer than Dos Equis.

[Chris Miller]

He can play Crysis on his 486 on max settings with no lag.

[Gleeok]

He liberated all of South Africa by accident once while staying at a Holiday Inn Express.

[Jirin]

When he does lets play challenge runs, he doesn't use save states.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's obscenely over hopped.