View Full Version : The "most interesting man in the world"
Gleeok
08-23-2013, 01:57 AM
Not really a game, but meh.. Might be funny to read later on if there's a bunch of funny ones.
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
He once warned a psychic.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
I don't always make shitty posts, but when I do, it's at AGN.
SUCCESSOR
08-23-2013, 02:06 AM
He lives vicariously through himself.
SUCCESSOR
08-23-2013, 02:25 AM
Even his tree houses have fully finished basements.
Gleeok
08-23-2013, 02:25 AM
He once played a game of "Super Mario Bros" and saved the princess in world 1-1.
Imzogelmo
08-23-2013, 09:37 AM
He never says something 'tastes like chicken'. Not even chicken.
He doesn't always play a Red Shirt on Star Trek. But when he does, he survives the whole episode.
Chris Miller
08-23-2013, 11:59 AM
When he plays Zelda, Ganon simply hands over the Triforce of Power.
ctrl-alt-delete
08-23-2013, 02:36 PM
When he posts on AGN, his username is ctrl-alt-delete.
SUCCESSOR
08-23-2013, 06:53 PM
He rarely tries too hard, but when he does it's effortless.
Chris Miller
08-23-2013, 06:55 PM
Ambulances pull over to let him drive by.
Imzogelmo
08-24-2013, 02:50 AM
He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like.
Chris Miller
08-24-2013, 05:05 AM
When the Roswell aliens captured him, he probed them.
AquaKitty
08-26-2013, 06:56 AM
I don't always put jokes in my forum profiles, but when I do, my favorite Zelda game is Freshly Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland.
Chris Miller
08-29-2013, 01:34 AM
He finished reading the whole internet.
He's the man that walked into the Men's Warehouse and when he walked out somebody else liked the way he looked.
He knows how to get to Sesame Street, he doesn't keep asking.
When life gives him lemons, he makes lemonade and ALSO meringue.
He had a near death experience once, but when death touched him, death died, & he adopted death jr.
He's been where Donkey Kong gets barrels.
Jirin
10-24-2013, 04:03 PM
When he plays though Mass Effect, the ending he gets is satisfying.
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's way better beer than Dos Equis.
Chris Miller
10-24-2013, 04:12 PM
He can play Crysis on his 486 on max settings with no lag.
Gleeok
10-25-2013, 06:55 PM
He liberated all of South Africa by accident once while staying at a Holiday Inn Express.
Jirin
10-26-2013, 08:12 PM
When he does lets play challenge runs, he doesn't use save states.
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's obscenely over hopped.
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