WindStrike
07-09-2013, 01:28 PM
Dear CJC,
Why is it called "Out of the blue" when it comes out of nowhere? Shouldn't it be out of the black, since that way it'd be dark and no one can see?
I feel obligated to bequeath you with a boot to the head called something like a uhh.. Happy Birthday? I've never heard that term before. I came up with it while drinking with my fellow goats one night, and they told me yogurt was the only way you could make a porcupine disassociate itself with existence, as a preemptive measure to counteract all those mice populating the sun.
That said, you've lived for 25 years now. I know it's been hard, I know I'd go crazy if I couldn't play tennis with a pair of pizzas too, but you know, you've still got a relatively short life ahead of you - that is, compared to the life of the universe, which, if we assume that life is just a figment of the interconnected imaginations of everyone that exists, you've lived as long as existence has. So with that, I leave you with the only thing possible.
http://www.fileden.com/files/2012/4/10/3290287/NiceBirthday.jpg
Your mentally corrected uncertifiable potato-kun,
-Wind
PS: I am 100% serious about that initial question, cause seriously... yeah. Anyhow, enjoy your 25th birthday man.
Why is it called "Out of the blue" when it comes out of nowhere? Shouldn't it be out of the black, since that way it'd be dark and no one can see?
I feel obligated to bequeath you with a boot to the head called something like a uhh.. Happy Birthday? I've never heard that term before. I came up with it while drinking with my fellow goats one night, and they told me yogurt was the only way you could make a porcupine disassociate itself with existence, as a preemptive measure to counteract all those mice populating the sun.
That said, you've lived for 25 years now. I know it's been hard, I know I'd go crazy if I couldn't play tennis with a pair of pizzas too, but you know, you've still got a relatively short life ahead of you - that is, compared to the life of the universe, which, if we assume that life is just a figment of the interconnected imaginations of everyone that exists, you've lived as long as existence has. So with that, I leave you with the only thing possible.
http://www.fileden.com/files/2012/4/10/3290287/NiceBirthday.jpg
Your mentally corrected uncertifiable potato-kun,
-Wind
PS: I am 100% serious about that initial question, cause seriously... yeah. Anyhow, enjoy your 25th birthday man.