Puns [5.0] AGN

[Gleeok]

This thread is the SUCCESSOR to the Puns 4.0 thread since we QUIT on it. But even in death it's memory CONTINUES to live on, so let's RETRY another one, shall we?

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CJC-Could we Just Create a new game?

[Tim]

Enough of these Forum Games already. Come tongue punch my fartbox.

[Imzogelmo]

Nice SAVE!

[Gleeok]

We're still making stupid Zelda puns in here too. I guess that means it's time to callitaday.

[mrz84]

I'm giddy with Gleeok.

[SUCCESSOR]

I'm a pun! I guess I better stop DarkDragon my feet and contribute.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

AGaiN with Zelda puns? Have Mercy!

[SUCCESSOR]

AGaiN with Zelda puns? Have Mercy!

Ctrl yourself, alt your outlook, and delete that bad attitude! What am I? Your momcow?

[mrz84]

We've got a pun War Lord here!

[Gleeok]

I'm giddy with Gleeok.

Arg.. I already did that one, and it was just as bad the first time. It's already a mrz why you ate tea four, but then had to go there again.

[SUCCESSOR]

Arg.. I already did that one, and it was just as bad the first time. It's already a mrz why you ate tea four, but then had to go there again.

Careful he might pull out his gleeok and sheeoot yo ass.

[mrz84]

I stubbed my bigjoe this morning getting out of bed.

[CJC]

Watch out for Tigers in the Shadows, they might just pounce and eat you. They've done so beFour.
Remember that guy called Britannian Hero?

:pbbbt:

[ctrl-alt-delete]

This thread has really given us a great forum to Ventus.

[mrz84]

Time to Dechipher some ancient texts while drinking a nice, Colossal cup of rock_nog

[Gleeok]

Careful he might pull out his gleeok and sheeoot yo ass.

Ok, I'll admit that one was pretty good compared to anything I could come up with. You can now celebrate your superior intellect by shoving a Pineconn up your Janus. :)

[SUCCESSOR]

Off topic: You know, the cast of Gleeok to be ashamed of them selves. No specific reason.

[zcfan27330]

I had a nightmare about driving through Panama during a snowstorm, I guess you could say I was dreaming of a white isthmus.

[zcfan27330]

When Link couldn't open the door, Zelda said Triforce.

[SUCCESSOR]

This is getting Nonsensical! Someone plith another pun topic!

[mrz84]

I don't think any pun thread would be a worthy SUCCESSOR to this one.

[zcfan27330]

Here's a long pun

There was a communist named Ruldoph in Russia. He was a weatherman and predicted huge downpours in the area. His wife also a weather person disagreed. They kept bickering back and forth. Ruldoph ended the quarrel by saying "Ruldoph the red knows rain,

[Shane]

this thread is punny

[TheDarkOne]

Armageddon a little tired of all these Zelda puns.

[Goriya]

This thread is Pure Armageddon.

[TheDarkOne]

I wonder if the guy who drives the Quaker delivery truck is a fan of Hall & Oates.

[Tim]

Ray Charles could never be a boat. He can't sea.

[TheDarkOne]

If a donkey swallowed window glass, that would be a real pane in the ass.

[PunkNMetal71]

This should be fun for me. I am nicknamed "Atilla The Pun"...

[TheDarkOne]

I played a practical joke on the Tin Man, because I like PunkNMetal71

[PunkNMetal71]

I guess my nickname is better suited to TheDarkOne Anyhow, Armageddon outta here!

[TheDarkOne]

I wanted to go check the mail, but I can't remember what I did with my Keese.

[PunkNMetal71]

Zelda's gone cannibal! She just ate a sausage Link...

[TheDarkOne]

My item editing worked so well, I'm just full of Gleeok!

[mrz84]

I'm gonna visit my Gohma on Christmas.

[TheDarkOne]

I finally got the magical shield in the second quest. I really Like Like the additional defense.

[PunkNMetal71]

I play Zelda games on a a Chuchu train when I'm bored...

[TheDarkOne]

You, with three heart containers, wooden sword, and basic shield...you ARE the weakest Link. Goodbye.

[PunkNMetal71]

TheDarkOne ate all of the lobster by himself... I wish he wasn't so shellfish...

[TheDarkOne]

I sent all my dark-colored shirts ahead in time...black to the future.

[PunkNMetal71]

Viva Las Vengas!

[TheDarkOne]

I needed some quick cash, so decided to Zelda old games I don't play anymore.

[PunkNMetal71]

Leever alone!

[TheDarkOne]

I just love 1950's music, like "Octorok Around The Clock."

[PunkNMetal71]

Here, Squiddy, Squiddy, Squiddy!

[PunkNMetal71]

Dog to bartender, "Keep em coming, I've had a ruff day!"

[TheDarkOne]

My cat is such a joker, always kitten around.