Death by etc.

[WindStrike]

Recently, I created a certain thread (http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=126) for ZURPG to hold a compilation of all death lines that occur in that game, so now here's a game for killing everyone off.


It's simple. Kill the user above you by any means, both necessary and unnecessary. I suppose I must start by killing myself.



*WindStrike walked on the rope of life. He died of dysentery.*

[Chris Miller]

*kills Windstrike with a sharpened Twinkie

[mrz84]

killed callitaday with a tootsie roll pop

[Tim]

Tim has killed mrz84 with a pantyhose cannon.

[WindStrike]

Tim fell down a well, where Timmy stabbed him to death.

[Chris Miller]

Windstrike gets pulled into a tornado, and is beaten to death by Dorothy Gale.

[mrz84]

Killed by the old man who you stle that sword from.

[Chris Miller]

Death by ugga-bugga

[mrz84]

Is eaten by a posh goron.

[bigjoe]

Is chopped into pieces by transvestite hookers.

[SUCCESSOR]

>Knifed by littlejoe

[mrz84]

Put on the Emperor's BBQ new grill

[SUCCESSOR]

Chopped into pieces by toddlers with butcher knives.

[mrz84]

Blown up by Tiny Tina

[WindStrike]

Assassinated by a purring cat during his quest for World Domination. The cat was sleeping at the wheel and lived to enjoy dinner that night.

[mrz84]

Sat on by a stegosaurus.