View Full Version : Death by etc.
WindStrike
04-24-2013, 02:34 AM
Recently, I created a certain thread (http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=126) for ZURPG to hold a compilation of all death lines that occur in that game, so now here's a game for killing everyone off.
It's simple. Kill the user above you by any means, both necessary and unnecessary. I suppose I must start by killing myself.
*WindStrike walked on the rope of life. He died of dysentery.*
Chris Miller
04-24-2013, 04:02 AM
*kills Windstrike with a sharpened Twinkie
mrz84
04-24-2013, 06:38 AM
killed callitaday with a tootsie roll pop
Tim has killed mrz84 with a pantyhose cannon.
WindStrike
04-24-2013, 01:36 PM
Tim fell down a well, where Timmy stabbed him to death.
Chris Miller
04-24-2013, 01:41 PM
Windstrike gets pulled into a tornado, and is beaten to death by Dorothy Gale.
mrz84
04-24-2013, 07:25 PM
Killed by the old man who you stle that sword from.
Chris Miller
04-26-2013, 12:52 PM
Death by ugga-bugga
mrz84
04-26-2013, 05:34 PM
Is eaten by a posh goron.
bigjoe
04-26-2013, 05:57 PM
Is chopped into pieces by transvestite hookers.
SUCCESSOR
04-26-2013, 07:19 PM
>Knifed by littlejoe
mrz84
04-26-2013, 07:23 PM
Put on the Emperor's BBQ new grill
SUCCESSOR
04-26-2013, 07:26 PM
Chopped into pieces by toddlers with butcher knives.
mrz84
04-26-2013, 07:31 PM
Blown up by Tiny Tina
WindStrike
04-26-2013, 09:10 PM
Assassinated by a purring cat during his quest for World Domination. The cat was sleeping at the wheel and lived to enjoy dinner that night.
mrz84
04-26-2013, 11:06 PM
Sat on by a stegosaurus.
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