Puns [4.0] It's Dangerous to Go Alone

[CJC]

We've covered the crude, eaten the bread and butter, and been bedridden with medical puns. Now it's time to live up to our namesake.


So let us begin with the Zelda puns. And as you all know, the only way to win is to stab the four flames and touch the Zelda Flag.

[SUCCESSOR]

Sex, food, surgery and now Zelda! Isn't there supposed to be a Link?

[MasterSwordUltima]

There is supposed to be a link, but it's a secret to everybody.

[Gleeok]

I just found out that "door repair" is Moblin slang for handy J. ...Not really a pun, but it sure helps put things in perspective.

[CJC]

Peahats off, everybody!

[SUCCESSOR]

AGN is a place for the whole family in keese you guys forgot.

[CJC]

You guys aren't keeping any tiered secrets from me, are you? Because if you are, this thread might just bomb.

[Gleeok]

This thread makes me laugh with glee ok.

[Chris Miller]

It's better than kicking a guy hard and causing him to have Darknuts.

[mrz84]

Don't triforce your horrible puns on me!

[CJC]

Well, as hipsters say in Hyrule fashion, "This thread is so Shiek".

[bigjoe]

Master "using it" and you can have this!

[Gleeok]

I think it would beamos-t awesome if combining coke-zola with aqua-mentos made it explode.

[CJC]

I think it would beamos-t awesome if combining coke-zola with aqua-mentos made it explode.

Didn't you know? That's what super bombs are made of. That's why the boss vanishes with a puff of smoke when you defeat it. It's carbonated madness!


Also, Gannon-Banned for spelling it Zola! Blasphemer!

[Gleeok]

Also, Gannon-Banned for spelling it Zola! Blasphemer!

What's wrong with Zola?

[Chris Miller]

What's wrong with Zola?

Engrish.

[Gleeok]

So it's like somebody set up us the bomb moment? Funny...wouldn't it be the other way around then; R instead of L? .. I would look it up but it seems like an incredible waste of time.

Anyway, come give give grammy a keese.

[Tim]

Leever alone. Grammy doesn't want that.

[SUCCESSOR]

Its like like that is it?

[MasterSwordUltima]

You are guys are all (dark)nuts. On crack even.

[SUCCESSOR]

The new horror flick is Goriya than the last one!

[CJC]

This thread octo-rocks. Armos-t all of the puns are instant Zelda Classics.

[mrz84]

I'm fairy certain this thread is insane. On a side note, I can't find my house keese. Also, I'm sword a running out of puns.

[Gleeok]

I just want to give a special thanks to you guys for keeping the Gibdo puns under wraps. I really appreciate it.

[CJC]

Did you ever wonder how Link's hair stays in the same position regardless of how much he moves? It's got nothing to do with low graphic rendering capabilities.

No, it's because of his hair Gel.

[mrz84]

Well time to unleash the Ganon fodder.

[CJC]

It's really getting down to the Vire. But who will reach the Zol?

[Chris Miller]

Don't ask me, I'm too busy playing with my Lynel train set.

[mrz84]

I don't see how we're gonna keep this Link going.

[CJC]

Never fret. It could always go up, up...

[WindStrike]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/halolz-dot-com-legendofzelda-ocarinaoftime-pleasedogoon.jpg

For whatever reason, I'm now imagining Kenshin saying "Goro" instead of "Oro".


Err, where was I? CJC, you have torn my heart to pieces.

[CJC]

I'm going to start collecting puns from the gameboy games. I hope that's Tokay.

[Chris Miller]

I can't hear anything over the Din of these jerks' million-watt stereo.

[WindStrike]

This thread is too Deku Nutty.

[mrz84]

I've gone through a Majora-ity of my good puns. All that's left are the fairy decent ones.

[CJC]

Anju ever know that they serve milk in the Kafei? And that the bottles used to have bugs in them?

[Zim]

I was reluctant to write in this thread, because nothing came to mind after a few seconds Zelda-pun wise... I think that writing back might be in Error.

[CJC]

I AM ERROR

Nice one , Zim.


Well of Shadows, it looks like like this thread is going to end with a Misery Mire whimper instead of a Bombos bang. Pity, I sure as Sahashrala had fun.

[Gleeok]

This threads come a lon lon way since it started, yet it looks as if the end is epona us.

[Zim]

I'll write another one Aghanim just for fun anyway.

[mrz84]

I'm sure everybody will be able to master using it.

[Zim]

Ich leibe Colleseum und Ocarina.

[Gleeok]

And now I present to you a series of clever one-liners that will make you Tingle all over.

So Saria to tell you, but in this dimension it's called a quad-force.

All the cuckoo kids stutter.

My ex-girlfriends got a huge treasure chest, but I couldn't afford constantly buying keys to get to it, so I had to leever.

[mrz84]

I'm not good with puns that much so I apologize if I keep it bottled up.