Puns [3.0] The third way to a mans heart...

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We've already covered food and sex. Surgery is all that's left. (Health, sickness, doctors, etc.)

I just hope this thread doesn't catch a virus.

[CJC]

If this thread starts to flatline, what are our options?

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IVe got no idea.

[MasterSwordUltima]

This whole game is sick.

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I'm itching with anticipation.

[SUCCESSOR]

This thread may be Humerus but I don't have a funny bone in my body.

[CJC]

Be careful sneezing out the puns, bad comedy is contagious.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Bad jokes happen, don't be so cold.

[SUCCESSOR]

This thread is cancer

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Agreed. It seems to be on it's way to a fast death. Maybe we can resuscitate it though?

[Gleeok]

Possible, but I fear any attempt to do so would be in vein.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Don't be so O-Negative.

[SUCCESSOR]

I think he is pretty HIV Positive!

[Gleeok]

Don't be so O-Negative.
No, it's true. My cat scanned this thread and then he tested positive for naps. ...Although it's always good to get a second opinion, but unfortunately my bird flu away and my dog mite have mange.


(for the mad hat trick!)

[Tim]

The staph does a great job with these threads. I'm always in stitches.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

I, for one, have been having a bloody good time.

[MasterSwordUltima]

I don't have the faintest idea of why this thread is still going. At least we aren't doing jokes about eyes, they would end up being cornea.

[CJC]

Well, you know our members, we always de-liver.