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MasterSwordUltima
04-03-2013, 09:32 AM
Topic is: Foodstuff - try not to ham it up too much.
CJC
04-03-2013, 05:34 PM
We'll do our best to keep it from being cheesy.

But you'll get no beef from me, this will be incr-edible. (I know, it's a little under-cooked, but it was a bonus pun).
MasterSwordUltima
04-03-2013, 08:16 PM
Stealing all the good puns will have this thread going stale in no time.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-03-2013, 09:44 PM
We'll do our best to keep it from being cheesy.

But you'll get no beef from me, this will be incr-edible. (I know, it's a little under-cooked, but it was a bonus pun).

Four puns all to yourself in one post? You're a glutton for punishment.
CJC
04-03-2013, 10:01 PM
There's more "meat and potatoes" for food pun kraft-ing than meats the eye. I'm just trying to be top banana.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-03-2013, 10:16 PM
I really think you should trim the fat.
CJC
04-04-2013, 12:21 AM
Okay, I'll Lays off.
Tim
04-04-2013, 01:14 AM
At least we're out of the porking topic...
ctrl-alt-delete
04-04-2013, 02:11 AM
At least we're out of the porking topic...

Ironic that the double pun comes from the guy with the avatar that excites both ladies and food lovers alike.
Tim
04-04-2013, 11:13 AM
As you can see, he's hiding his face. He's been in quite the pickle lately.
SUCCESSOR
04-04-2013, 03:43 PM
You're a gluten for punishment.

fixed
ctrl-alt-delete
04-04-2013, 03:49 PM
fixed

Lol, another double pun. Grate job.

(I'm having a lot of fun with this...)
Tim
04-04-2013, 04:36 PM
Okay, I'll Lays off.

Yeah, you're being a real pesto.
SUCCESSOR
04-04-2013, 08:59 PM
having a little trouble trying to ketchup.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-04-2013, 10:14 PM
It's really been helping me to use my noodle. ( ShadowTiger, where are you?!)
Tim
04-05-2013, 12:33 AM
ShadowTiger isn't going to join because he has beef with us.
bigjoe
04-05-2013, 01:40 AM
More likely it's because he is too chicken.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-05-2013, 03:19 AM
I really thought I could fish him out.
ShadowTiger
04-05-2013, 08:31 AM
Maybe I can dish but I can't take-out? D:
MasterSwordUltima
04-05-2013, 08:44 AM
Pretty sure I was baked when I decided on foodstuffs, btw.
Tim
04-05-2013, 01:31 PM
Best food pun at the end of this video.

DragonBall Z Abridged Series Ep 31
http://youtu.be/_07jssnBSIw
ctrl-alt-delete
04-05-2013, 01:59 PM
@ShadowTiger (http://armageddongames.net/member.php?u=39128) isn't going to join because he has beef with us.

How are you going to re-pear your reputation after repeating an already used pun?
Brasel
04-05-2013, 05:30 PM
ctrl-alt-delete, I like your buns. You really know how to shake it.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-05-2013, 06:41 PM
Wanna see my wiener?
ShadowTiger
04-05-2013, 08:38 PM
How are you going to re-pear your reputation after repeating an already used pun?

Being original isn't as apeeling as it used to be.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-05-2013, 10:54 PM
Being original isn't as apeeling as it used to be.

Maybe we should sow the seeds of a new thread?
SUCCESSOR
04-05-2013, 11:57 PM
Maybe we should sow the seeds of a new thread?

Are you kidding?! There is so much material for this topic we could never squash it!

Also good work if this were puns about gardening!
ctrl-alt-delete
04-06-2013, 08:23 AM
Are you kidding?! There is so much material for this topic we could never squash it!

Also good work if this were puns about gardening!

Except ST and I were on a pear train and they have seeds. Stick a fork in that attitude.
MasterSwordUltima
04-06-2013, 09:35 AM
Woah woah woah, too many chefs in the kitchen it seems.
SUCCESSOR
04-06-2013, 04:45 PM
I'm cooking up all the goods.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-07-2013, 01:21 AM
Excuse me, sir, mayo have some more puns?
MasterSwordUltima
04-07-2013, 07:19 PM
I'm afraid it may be time to can this thread, put it on the shelf, and start a fresh batch of puns.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-07-2013, 07:30 PM
Yeah, let's stick a fork in it.