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MasterSwordUltima
04-03-2013, 09:32 AM
Topic is: Foodstuff - try not to ham it up too much.
We'll do our best to keep it from being cheesy.
But you'll get no beef from me, this will be incr-edible. (I know, it's a little under-cooked, but it was a bonus pun).
MasterSwordUltima
04-03-2013, 08:16 PM
Stealing all the good puns will have this thread going stale in no time.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-03-2013, 09:44 PM
We'll do our best to keep it from being cheesy.
But you'll get no beef from me, this will be incr-edible. (I know, it's a little under-cooked, but it was a bonus pun).
Four puns all to yourself in one post? You're a glutton for punishment.
There's more "meat and potatoes" for food pun kraft-ing than meats the eye. I'm just trying to be top banana.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-03-2013, 10:16 PM
I really think you should trim the fat.
At least we're out of the porking topic...
ctrl-alt-delete
04-04-2013, 02:11 AM
At least we're out of the porking topic...
Ironic that the double pun comes from the guy with the avatar that excites both ladies and food lovers alike.
As you can see, he's hiding his face. He's been in quite the pickle lately.
SUCCESSOR
04-04-2013, 03:43 PM
You're a gluten for punishment.
fixed
ctrl-alt-delete
04-04-2013, 03:49 PM
fixed
Lol, another double pun. Grate job.
(I'm having a lot of fun with this...)
Okay, I'll Lays off.
Yeah, you're being a real pesto.
SUCCESSOR
04-04-2013, 08:59 PM
having a little trouble trying to ketchup.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-04-2013, 10:14 PM
It's really been helping me to use my noodle. ( ShadowTiger, where are you?!)
ShadowTiger isn't going to join because he has beef with us.
bigjoe
04-05-2013, 01:40 AM
More likely it's because he is too chicken.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-05-2013, 03:19 AM
I really thought I could fish him out.
ShadowTiger
04-05-2013, 08:31 AM
Maybe I can dish but I can't take-out? D:
MasterSwordUltima
04-05-2013, 08:44 AM
Pretty sure I was baked when I decided on foodstuffs, btw.
Best food pun at the end of this video.
DragonBall Z Abridged Series Ep 31
http://youtu.be/_07jssnBSIw
ctrl-alt-delete
04-05-2013, 01:59 PM
@ShadowTiger (http://armageddongames.net/member.php?u=39128) isn't going to join because he has beef with us.
How are you going to re-pear your reputation after repeating an already used pun?
Brasel
04-05-2013, 05:30 PM
ctrl-alt-delete, I like your buns. You really know how to shake it.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-05-2013, 06:41 PM
Wanna see my wiener?
ShadowTiger
04-05-2013, 08:38 PM
How are you going to re-pear your reputation after repeating an already used pun?
Being original isn't as apeeling as it used to be.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-05-2013, 10:54 PM
Being original isn't as apeeling as it used to be.
Maybe we should sow the seeds of a new thread?
SUCCESSOR
04-05-2013, 11:57 PM
Maybe we should sow the seeds of a new thread?
Are you kidding?! There is so much material for this topic we could never squash it!
Also good work if this were puns about gardening!
ctrl-alt-delete
04-06-2013, 08:23 AM
Are you kidding?! There is so much material for this topic we could never squash it!
Also good work if this were puns about gardening!
Except ST and I were on a pear train and they have seeds. Stick a fork in that attitude.
MasterSwordUltima
04-06-2013, 09:35 AM
Woah woah woah, too many chefs in the kitchen it seems.
SUCCESSOR
04-06-2013, 04:45 PM
I'm cooking up all the goods.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-07-2013, 01:21 AM
Excuse me, sir, mayo have some more puns?
MasterSwordUltima
04-07-2013, 07:19 PM
I'm afraid it may be time to can this thread, put it on the shelf, and start a fresh batch of puns.
ctrl-alt-delete
04-07-2013, 07:30 PM
Yeah, let's stick a fork in it.
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