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ctrl-alt-delete
03-30-2013, 08:10 AM
Simple, let's have fun with puns. Here's how this works:

1. The format is chosen by the topic poster. (News article, single words, personal stories, whatever.)
2. The topic poster is chosen by a vote of the most/best puns from the previous topic. ( CJC had the best puns in 1.0, he gets to make 2.0)
3. Only one pun per post. (Give other members a chance!)

To start, I'm going to quote a conversation from General Discussion that gave me the idea. (http://armageddongames.net/showthread.php?95419-Where-is-everyone)


This site has been blocked by my employer, hence why I am not here as often anymore.


Playing too much ZC at work,eh? ;)


I just figured it was the secret porn forum.


Shhh. There is no "secret porn forum" remember.


Oh, yeah.

Even if there was, it would be hard to find.


That was physically painful.


That's what she said.

So, as you can see, the current topic is "AGN's Secret Porn Forum."

Remember, it's not a race. Everybody should be fully satisfied when we're through here.

CJC
03-30-2013, 04:36 PM
We've got to be careful. We don't want members using the back door to get in.

ctrl-alt-delete
03-30-2013, 05:01 PM
Yeah, we really should make this place more secure by filling the holes.

SUCCESSOR
03-31-2013, 01:37 PM
Porn Forum?! Who would erect such a profane thing?

ctrl-alt-delete
03-31-2013, 06:01 PM
It's a secret, but we should really wrap it up for further protection.

SUCCESSOR
03-31-2013, 10:05 PM
Security here is pretty loose.

ctrl-alt-delete
03-31-2013, 11:01 PM
I'm still undecided whether or not we should shave it.

Gleeok
04-01-2013, 11:11 AM
Alright guys, this thread has gone on long enough. It's time to wrap it up.

ctrl-alt-delete
04-01-2013, 11:17 AM
Alright guys, this thread has gone on long enough. It's time to wrap it up.

You should really cum up with your own puns instead of repeating mine.

Tim
04-01-2013, 11:50 AM
Don't cause unnecessary friction, Kolt. It's no fun when it gets raw.

ctrl-alt-delete
04-01-2013, 11:58 AM
I just thought there should be mutual consent.

Gleeok
04-01-2013, 01:57 PM
You should really cum up with your own puns instead of repeating mine.

I guess it's true what they say; you will go blind. x_x

ctrl-alt-delete
04-01-2013, 08:16 PM
Is it time to climb the peaks of a new thread?

SUCCESSOR
04-01-2013, 08:26 PM
Things are going down... hill.

ctrl-alt-delete
04-02-2013, 04:01 AM
CJC, SUCCESSOR, Tim, Gleeok

Any of you feel free to create the next thread. This one has reached its climax.

MasterSwordUltima
04-02-2013, 08:25 AM
Well, now that we're done here, why don't you go ahead and make me a sandwich Ctrl-Alt-Delete?

ctrl-alt-delete
04-03-2013, 08:22 AM
Well, now that we're done here, why don't you go ahead and make me a sandwich Ctrl-Alt-Delete?

...the thread is won. 2.0 should clearly be yours, even though you're late...(lol)

ctrl-alt-delete
04-03-2013, 09:37 PM
Use precautions to make sure you don't catch anything...other than that last pun.