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Ventus
03-04-2013, 11:18 PM
The age old joke question Why did it cross the road?

I always thought it was to get a hamburger... But there is any number of impossibility's on why.
So who wants to partake in this random thread?
bigjoe
03-05-2013, 12:12 AM
He was feeling suicidal.
Tim
03-05-2013, 12:29 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Anal Queen Bat Mitzvah.

That's all that comes to mind.
SUCCESSOR
03-05-2013, 01:43 AM
The logical conclusion is the chicken had an instinctual impulse that drove her in the direction that intersects with said road!
Gleeok
03-05-2013, 05:21 AM
To get some crack. :o
ShadowTiger
03-05-2013, 07:53 AM
Does this hypothetical chicken still have a head? It may even make a difference on the answer.
NewJourneysFire
03-05-2013, 12:34 PM
To tell us who's boss.
mrz84
03-06-2013, 05:16 PM
To login to her AGN account. Her username is roadchicken0126 btw.
CJC
03-08-2013, 08:06 PM
The chicken crossed the road to get to this news-station. Wait, that was chicken-boo.