Pranks

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Anybody else a prankster? Let's hear some stories.


* Ventus has joined
* Alpha1 gives channel half-operator status to Ventus
<ctrl-alt-delete> AYO VENTUS.
<ctrl-alt-delete> How old are you?
<Ventus> Hello,
<Ventus> Why do you want to know?
<ctrl-alt-delete> ...why not?
<ctrl-alt-delete> Dude, the internet is not as scary as everybody makes it out to be. I'm not going to find you, rape you, murder you, and feed you to your parents by simply knowing your age.
<Ventus> Fine :P
<Ventus> I'm 20
<ctrl-alt-delete> OH! I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE NOW. I'M COMING TO GET YOU.
<ctrl-alt-delete> But seriously, man, I'm really sorry to have to do this...
<Ventus> Um... I'l forgot what you just said about raping me and murdering me and feeding me to your parents
* Ventus is creeped out now
<Ventus> huh?
<ctrl-alt-delete> AGN has a policy about being 22 to be on staff.
<Ventus> !?
<Ventus> What really
<ctrl-alt-delete> I guess I just figured you were older.
<Ventus> Oh come one no fair
<ctrl-alt-delete> We also have a policy that you have to be 21 to run SSotW.
<Ventus> Really I have to be over 22?
<ctrl-alt-delete> Just in case somebody submits screens with...pornography or other bad content.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Yeah, man, I'm truly sorry. :(
<Ventus> You have to be fucking with me :P
<ctrl-alt-delete> You might know if I were fucking with you if you were a little older.
<Ventus> :\
<ctrl-alt-delete> As it stands, being too young, you're too immature to detect a joke.
<Ventus> Hey!
<ctrl-alt-delete> It's not my fault.
<ctrl-alt-delete> It's DD's fault.
<Ventus> I'm to young
<ctrl-alt-delete> He made the policy.
<ctrl-alt-delete> If you want, you can PM him requesting to stay on staff under special circumstances.
<Ventus> DD made it... Really?
<ctrl-alt-delete> Just tell him you're really mature for your age and you look at porn all the time so it's okay to stay on staff.
<ctrl-alt-delete> http://armageddongames.net/member.php?1-DarkDragon
<Ventus> I don't look at porn :|
<ctrl-alt-delete> Just lie and say you do.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Since that's why that rule exists.
<Ventus> Oh come on really I didn't see anything about it.
<Ventus> Could you show me where it say's I have to be over 20?
<Majora> https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10691609/wh...8086736522.jpg (https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10691609/what/1338086736522.jpg)
<ctrl-alt-delete> We don't have it posted anywhere.
<ctrl-alt-delete> It's just policy.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Just like COPPA.
<Ventus> So its a lie?
<Ventus> Coppa?
<ctrl-alt-delete> If anybody posts porn, and you view it, AGN could get in legal trouble.
<ctrl-alt-delete> So you have to be 21 to be on staff.
<Ventus> :|
<ctrl-alt-delete> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childre...Protection_Act (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Online_Privacy_Protection_Act)
<Ventus> Oh come on. I'm old enough to handle that.
<ctrl-alt-delete> COPPA is for people that are 13 or under.
<Ventus> Hmm...
<Ventus> Okay
<ctrl-alt-delete> Same thing, we can get in legal trouble if they don't have parental permission.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Like I said, just PM DD.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Tell him you're under 21, but you're requesting to stay on staff.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Because you already look at porn.
<Ventus> Really?
<ctrl-alt-delete> That way, if anybody tries to get us in trouble for breaking that policy, we have proof that you said you were mature enough for the content.
<Ventus> Well I don't know. I have a feeling to are trolling me.
<Ventus> *You are trolling me
<Ventus> <_<
<Ventus> >_>
<ctrl-alt-delete> Trolling you?
<Ventus> Yes
<ctrl-alt-delete> What do you mean trolling? Trolling means trying to piss somebody off.
<ctrl-alt-delete> I'm not trying to piss you off. I'm trying to help you.
<Ventus> Yes you are fucking with me.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Otherwise, I'll have to remove you from staff. And I don't want to do that. You are the most valuable staff member, by far.
<Ventus> If you are not PM me about it on the forum.
<ctrl-alt-delete> ...wait a tick. You'll only believe me if I send you a PM? O.O Why?
<Ventus> Becuase It shows it might be for real :P
<Ventus> Instead of Chatroom antics
* ctrl-alt-delete sighs. Okay.
<Majora> urgh god damn it warp whistles
<Ventus> So... Its for real... I see you are PM'ing me right now :|
<ctrl-alt-delete> Dude, why would I lie to you?
<Ventus> I don't know :/

*Sends PM*
You have to be 21 to be on staff...


ctrl-alt-delete

If you cannot provide proof that you are of age, then you need to PM DarkDragon with a request to stay on staff, telling him that you view porn often. That we, we have proof that you are mature enough to handle the content and won't try to press charges against us/sue us if somebody posts porn on the board.

ventus
Well alright I guess I'll PM DD, about it.


<Ventus> Shit... I'm fucked, There's go my hobby.
<ctrl-alt-delete> How come? All you have to do is PM DD. That way we know you won't try to sue us or anything.
<ctrl-alt-delete> It's for our protection, man, you have to understand.
<Ventus> I understand.
* Ventus will be right back
* Ventus is now known as Ventus|Away

PM that Ventus sent to DD
Well ctrl-alt-delete has notified me, that you have to be 21 to be a staff member. Well that's why I'm PM'ing you.

Now I understand that you don't want people to press charges against or sue you guys if somebody posts porn on the board.
But Letting you know the truth, I'm 20. And I have not looked at porn and I will not. But If it come's across the board, I can't do anything about that.
Its the internet. its not your guy's fault that it happened. Using that phase "Shit happens". I'm alright if it happens. I won't try to sue you guys or anything.

So I'm hoping that I get to keep my position as a mod. I'm enjoying being a part of the staff. really I am.
I don't want to be kicked off for something like this. I'm quite mature and I can handle it. so whatever happens. I'm fine with it.


I literally laughed so hard I cried. It only would have been better had he said "I look at porn all the time." It's like a double prank, because I can only imagine DD being like, "what the fuck?!"

[Majora]

Nothing really to it but I once did trick MatthewPZC (a zealously try-hard at being a goody two-shoes) into looking at softcore lesbian porn and he flipped the fuck out. Naldrag and a couple other people helped, it was hilarious.

[Ventus]

Okay, I'll admit that I felt like I was being messed with. It seems I was right xD. that's a pretty good one cad xD

[Tim]

I'm shitting.

Good jokes Kolt.

[Dechipher]

That's messed up, dawg.

[Brasel]

Man, that's not cool. I NEVER let pranks play out that long...you know, unless it's my wife.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

I considered having DD tell him he couldn't remain on staff...but I decided that'd go way too far.

[Ventus]

Man, that's not cool. I NEVER let pranks play out that long...you know, unless it's my wife.
Nah, Its alright :P I thought it was quite funny.


I considered having DD tell him he couldn't remain on staff...but I decided that'd go way too far.
Good thing you didn't. I would've been quite mad to lose my position over something dumb like that >.<

[ctrl-alt-delete]

You wouldn't have lost your position. I just thought about having DD tell you that you were going to as a continuation of the joke.

[Ventus]

Hmm... Crap I meant to say I would've been quite mad "If" I lost my position over something dumb like that.

And I know I wouldn't have lost my position :P

[Brasel]

Oh man. Is this a start of something beautiful?

[Glenn the Great]

Halfway through that chat log I started reading Ventus's voice as though it came from Butters from South Park.

I don't think that's going to change :crushed:

[Ventus]

Oh great... You think of me as Butters in this whole thing, lol.

[Tim]

Either that or a butter dumpster. Which would you prefer? -_o

[ctrl-alt-delete]

I said what what, in the butt.

[Mercy]

Either that or a butter dumpster. Which would you prefer? -_o
Mmm, that's good Debbie butter.

/obscure?

-m.